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Women's Bathroom Habits
Okay, men want to know once and for all just what the heck you're doing in there. Women voters only, please! We want to get accurate results here.
What takes you so long? Check all that apply.
| Freshening makeup | 57.0% (60) | |
| Wiping really well | 53.0% (56) | |
| Tidying up the sink | 18.0% (19) | |
| Adjusting clothes | 66.0% (70) | |
| Calling friends | 18.0% (19) | |
| Trying not to make noise | 29.0% (31) | |
| Fanning the smell | 18.0% (19) |
105 voters answered this question.
Does the toilet seat have to be down?
| Leave it down or die | 39.0% (41) | |
| It's not a big deal | 27.0% (29) | |
| I pee standing up | 26.0% (28) | |
| There's a seat? | 5.0% (6) |
104 voters answered this question.
Do you rummage through someone else's bathroom?
| Yes, I've got to know their little secrets | 40.0% (43) | |
| Only if they can't hear me | 18.0% (20) | |
| No, I touch as little as possible | 41.0% (44) |
107 voters answered this question.
When do you shut the door? Check all that apply.
| Always, I'm secretive | 44.0% (48) | |
| When I'm on the toilet | 37.0% (40) | |
| When I'm stealing TP | 12.0% (14) | |
| When I'm rummaging | 24.0% (26) | |
| Never, I don't care | 23.0% (25) |
108 voters answered this question.