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What sort of clothing do you prefer, and any related mishaps you've had.

Posted 2019-02-18 by Kayli

I'm looking for a random sample of what people wear on any given day, and what sort of clothing mishaps they may have had.

On what date did you complete this poll?

Are you Male or Female?

Male
Female

How old are you?

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For the male poll takers, What type of clothing are you wearing on your lower half? If more than one selection applies, select the one which most specifically describes your clothing.

I am female
tight jeans
loose jeans
carpenter jeans
khakis
sweat pants
wind breaker pants
Shorts
Denim shorts
gym/sport shorts
cargo shorts
cargo pants
a dry swimsuit
a wet swimsuit
a kilt
yoga pants
tights
overalls
Just underwear.
None
Other

Again for the male pole takers, what type of underclothing are you currently wearing?

I am female.
briefs
boxer briefs
cycling shorts
jockstrap
leotard
thermal underwear
midway briefs
tights
thong
female underclothing
none/going commando
other

What color is your underclothing? If they have more than one color, select all colors that apply. Again, this one is for the males.

I am female
white
black
pink
bright red
dark red
light blue
blue
dark blue
light yellow
yellow
dark yellow
light green
green
dark green
light orange
orange
dark orange
light purple
purple
dark purple
light grey
grey
dark grey
tan
light brown
brown
dark brown
They have a pattern on them. (stripes, polka-dots, etc)
They have a design on them.
They have a picture on them.
Other
Not Applicable. (Going commando)

Female poll takers, what type of clothing are you wearing on your lower half? If more than one selection applies, select the one which most specifically describes your clothing.

I am male
tight jeans
loose jeans
carpenter jeans
capris
khakis
sweat pants
wind breaker pants
shorts
cargo shorts
running shorts
gym/sport shorts
Short denim shorts (If both of the selections below apply, pick this.)
short shorts
denim shorts
dry swimsuit
wet swimsuit
skirt
dress
cargo pants
yoga pants
skort
tights
overalls
jumpsuit
Just underwear.
Nothing
Other

Again for the females. What type of underclothing are you currently wearing? This question has the option to select multiple responses specifically because pantyhose are commonly worn over other underwear. Please only make two selections if one of them is pantyhose. Three or more selections will prevent other people from viewing accurate results.

I am male
a bodysuit
cycling shorts
a leotard
thermal underwear
tap pants
a thong
tights
girl boxers
pantyhose
a one piece swimsuit
a bikini bottom
french knickers
bikini panties
boyshort panties
tanga panties
hipster panties
control panties
high cut panties
classic panties
male underwear
none/going commando
other

Female poll takers, What color is your underclothing? If more than one selection applies to what you're currently wearing, select all that apply.

I am male
white
black
pink
bright red
dark red
light blue
blue
dark blue
light yellow
yellow
dark yellow
light green
green
dark green
light orange
orange
dark orange
light purple
purple
dark purple
light grey
grey
dark grey
tan
light brown
brown
dark brown
They have a pattern on them. (stripes, polka-dots, etc)
They have a design on them.
They have a picture on them.
Other
not applicable/going commando

What is your favorite type of clothing to wear on your lower half, and why?

Males, which of the following do you consider most when choosing what to wear?

I am female
Functionality/Utility
Comfort
Aesthetics/Appearance

Females, which of the following do you consider most when choosing what to wear?

I am male
Functionality/utility
comfort
aesthetics/appearance

Have you ever worn something so uncomfortable that it was painful?

Male-No
Male-Yes
Female-No
Female-Yes

If you answered yes to the previous question, how painful was wearing the clothing in question on a scale from one to ten?

I didn't answer yes to the previous question.
Male-1
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Male-10
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Female-10

Have you ever experienced a clothing malfunction, like your pants ripping, or the zipper getting stuck?

Male-Yes
Male-No
Female-Yes
Female-No

If your pants ripped, how embarrassing was the experience on a scale from zero to ten?

My pants didn't rip
Male-0
Female-0
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Female-10

Have your pants ever fallen down unexpectedly?

Male-Yes
Male-No
Female-Yes
Female-No

If your pants have fallen down unexpectedly, how embarrassing was the experience, on a scale from zero to ten?

This has never happened to me.
Male-0
Female-0
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Has the zipper or other closure on your pants ever gotten stuck?

Male-Yes
Female-Yes
Male-No
Female-No

If you've had a zipper or other closure get stuck, did you need to use the bathroom at the time?

I've never had this happen to me.
Male-Yes
Female-Yes
Male-No
Female-No

If you needed to use the bathroom when you found out that your zipper or other closure was stuck, how badly did you need to go at the time? Answers are a scale from 1 to ten.

This has never happened to me.
Male-1
Female-1
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If you needed to use the bathroom when your zipper or other closure got stuck, were you able to find a way to remedy the situation in time?

This has never happened to me
Male-Yes. The problem was solved fairly quickly, so it turned out to be no big deal.
Female-Yes. The problem was solved fairly quickly, so it turned out to be no big deal.
Male-Yes. It took a while to fix the problem, and things got pretty uncomfortable, but I made it with time to spare.
Female-Yes. It took a while to fix the problem, and things got pretty uncomfortable, but I made it with time to spare.
Male-Yes. It took forever to fix the problem! I was so desperate to pee that if I had to wait any longer I would have wet my pants!
Female-Yes. It took forever to fix the problem! I was so desperate to pee that if I had to wait any longer I would have wet my pants!
Male-No. I held it as long as I could, but eventually it got to the point where I just couldn't wait anymore and I peed my pants.
Female-No. I held it as long as I could, but eventually it got to the point where I just couldn't wait anymore and I peed my pants.
Male-No. I barely made it to the bathroom as it was! I was so desperate to go that I started peeing my pants right then and there!
I barely made it to the bathroom as it was! I was so desperate to go that I started peeing my pants right then and there!

If you peed your pants because your zipper or other closure got stuck, how embarrassing was the experience, on a scale from zero to ten?

This has never happened to me.
Male-0
Male-1
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Male-10
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Female-10

Have you ever needed to pee so badly that you were afraid you might wet your pants before you could reach a bathroom?

Male-Yes
Male-No
Female-Yes
Female-No

If you answered yes to the previous question, on a scale from zero to ten, how embarrassed were you that you were afraid you might have an accident? Zero means that you weren't embarrassed at all, and ten means that was the most embarrassing moment of your life.

I've never had this happen,
Male-0
Female-0
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Have you ever needed to pee so badly that you just couldn't hold it in anymore and wet your pants?

Male-Yes
Female-Yes
Male-No
Female-No

If you answered yes to the previous question, how embarrassing was the experience on a scale from zero to ten?

This has never happened to me.
Male-0
Female-0
Male-1
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Have you ever been tempted to give up trying to make it to the restroom and just pee your pants right then and there instead?

Male-Yes. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but on at least one occasion I briefly considered it.
Female-Yes. I'm embarrassed to admit it, but on at least one occasion I briefly considered it.
Male- Yes. There's at least one occasion where I seriously considered wetting myself instead.
Female- Yes. There's at least one occasion where I seriously considered wetting myself instead.
Male-Yes. There has been at least one time where I was sorely tempted to relieve myself in my clothes instead.
Female-Yes. There has been at least one time where I was sorely tempted to relieve myself in my clothes instead.
Male-Yes. I've actually given in to that temptation and voluntarily wet my pants on at least one occasion.
Female-Yes. I've actually given in to that temptation and voluntarily wet my pants on at least one occasion.
Male-No. I'm holding it specifically because I can't allow myself to pee in them! I have to keep them dry no matter what! Giving up would defeat the purpose!
Female-No. I'm holding it specifically because I can't allow myself to pee in them! I have to keep them dry no matter what! Giving up would defeat the purpose!
Male-No. Wetting my pants in exchange for relief was an option, but peeing my pants would have been way too embarrassing to even consider doing it on purpose!
Female-No. Wetting my pants in exchange for relief was an option, but peeing my pants would have been way too embarrassing to even consider doing it on purpose!

Whether or not you've been tempted to in the past, how desperate to pee would you have to be, on a scale from 1 to 10, before you'd consider the idea of giving up and wetting your pants?

Male-1
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Male- (((11)))Up to this point, the idea that I might not make it to the bathroom in time and have an accident hadn't even occurred to me, so it never made any sense to me to stop trying. I don't think I'd ever consider giving up unless I had held it in for too long and wet myself at least once.
Female-(((11)))Up to this point, the idea that I might not make it to the bathroom in time and have an accident hadn't even occurred to me, so it never made any sense to me to stop trying. I don't think I'd ever consider giving up unless I had held it in for too long and wet myself at least once.

The next few questions will be similar, but with minor differences. Please pay close attention to them. For the next few questions, suppose that you need to pee as badly on a scale from one to ten as your selection in the previous question. Suppose that you're in a public place, trying to reach a restroom, and you know with absolute certainty that you can make it to that restroom in time to avoid wetting your pants. On a scale from zero to ten, what is the likelihood that you would stop trying to make it to that restroom and pee in your pants instead? Zero means that you would never do so under any circumstances, and ten means that you would always do so regardless of the circumstances.

Male-0
Female-0
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Female-10

Suppose that you're in a public place, trying to reach a restroom, and you believe that there's a roughly 75% chance that you can make it to that bathroom in time to avoid wetting your pants. On a scale from zero to ten, what is the likelihood that you would stop trying to make it to that restroom and pee in your pants instead? Zero means that you would never do so under any circumstances, and ten means that you would always do so regardless of the circumstances.

Male-0
Female-0
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Female-10

Suppose that you're in a public place, trying to reach a restroom, and you believe that there's a roughly 50% chance that you can make it to that bathroom in time to avoid wetting your pants. (Basically a coin flip. Heads you make it, tails you don't.) On a scale from zero to ten, what is the likelihood that you would stop trying to make it to that restroom and pee in your pants instead? Zero means that you would never do so under any circumstances, and ten means that you would always do so regardless of the circumstances.

Male-0
Male-1
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Female-10

Suppose that you're in a public place, trying to reach a restroom, and you believe that there's a roughly 25% chance that you can make it to that bathroom in time to avoid wetting your pants. On a scale from zero to ten, what is the likelihood that you would stop trying to make it to that restroom and pee in your pants instead? Zero means that you would never do so under any circumstances, and ten means that you would always do so regardless of the circumstances.

Male-0
Male-1
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Female-10

Suppose that you're in a public place, trying to reach a restroom, and you've got no idea how likely or unlikely it is that you can make it to the bathroom before wetting your pants. On a scale from zero to ten, what is the likelihood that you would stop trying to make it to that restroom and pee in your pants instead? Zero means that you would never do so under any circumstances, and ten means that you would always do so regardless of the circumstances.

Male-0
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Suppose that you're in a public place, trying to reach a restroom, and you're absolutely certain that you won't make it to the bathroom before wetting your pants. You can feel it about to happen! If you keep on trying to hold it for much longer you're definitely going to have an accident. On a scale from zero to ten, what is the likelihood that you would stop trying to make it to that restroom and pee in your pants instead? Zero means that you would never do so under any circumstances, and ten means that you would always do so regardless of the circumstances.

Male-0
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This next question is similar to, but slightly different from the last six. Again, imagine that you need to pee as badly as you previously answered was the minimum at which you would consider giving up and peeing your pants instead of trying to reach the restroom. Assume again that you're in a public place while trying to reach this restroom. On a scale from zero to ten, what is the minimum probability of reaching a restroom that would be required for you to absolutely refuse to consider giving up and wetting your pants under any circumstances? 0 means that you would never ever give up, even if there was absolutely no chance you'd make it in time and that you were going to have an accident no matter how hard you tried not to. 10 means that unless you were absolutely certain to make it to the bathroom in time with no chance of wetting your pants before you're able to reach it, giving up and peeing in your clothes will always be an option.

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Male-11 (There are no circumstances under which giving up and peeing in my pants would ever be off the table. Not even if I was guaranteed to make it in time.)
Female-11 (There are no circumstances under which giving up and peeing in my pants would ever be off the table. Not even if I was guaranteed to make it in time.)