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in the garden

Posted 2015-03-08 by Human Person 40 voters
pee situations in the garden. for this poll, you have a large, secluded garden
You are working in the garden and need to pee. you are alone. what would you do?
go inside in toilet
7.0% (3)
pee in secluded corner
27.0% (11)
go on the plants
15.0% (6)
go right where you are
15.0% (6)
go right where you are and keep working
35.0% (14)
40 voters answered this question.
you are sunbathing on a wooden chair alone and you have to pee. there is no towel on the chair. what do you do?
get up and go inside to toilet
10.0% (4)
go over to plants and pee
17.0% (7)
go in your shorts
22.0% (9)
pull your shorts down and aim through a slot in the chair
25.0% (10)
pull your shorts down and go without aiming
5.0% (2)
aim out the side of the chair (under armrests)
5.0% (2)
get up and go on ground
15.0% (6)
40 voters answered this question.
same situation but with a towel
Pee your shorts and towel
10.0% (4)
move towel then pee your shorts
12.0% (5)
pull down shorts and pee on towel
10.0% (4)
move towel and pull down shorts and pee
2.0% (1)
pull down shorts then aim out the side of the chair past the towel
22.0% (9)
pee on the plants
17.0% (7)
go inside to the toilet
12.0% (5)
get up then go on the ground
12.0% (5)
40 voters answered this question.
you are walking through you garden and you have to pee and poo very bad. you will not make it inside to the toilet or compost/trash can. What do you do?
go in your pants
10.0% (4)
go in your pants while walking
2.0% (1)
pull down your pants and go right where you are
20.0% (8)
go in a garden bed
46.0% (18)
go on a plant
5.0% (2)
try to run to the lawn not knowing if you will make it
7.0% (3)
poo your pants and pee on ground
0.0% (0)
pee your pants and poo on the ground
7.0% (3)
39 voters answered this question.
you are gardening in the nude and you have to pee and poo so bad. what do you do?
try to run inside not knowing if you will make it
10.0% (4)
go right where you are while working
20.0% (8)
stop and go right where you are
20.0% (8)
pee in the plants/garden bed and poo on the path
5.0% (2)
poo in the plants/garden bed and pee on the path
7.0% (3)
go in the plants/garden bed
25.0% (10)
go on the path
0.0% (0)
try to run to the lawn not knowing if you will make it
2.0% (1)
try to run to the compost/trash can not knowing if you will make it
7.0% (3)
39 voters answered this question.
you are in your hot tub/pool with a swimsuit with friends of the same sex. you have to pee. what do you do?
pee, still talking
50.0% (20)
ask if i can pee
0.0% (0)
announce i will pee then pee
2.0% (1)
get out and pee in the garden
22.0% (9)
get out and pee inside
12.0% (5)
pull down swimsuit and go
0.0% (0)
pee out of the hot tub/pool into the deck/patio/garden
12.0% (5)
40 voters answered this question.
same but you are all skinny dipping.
pee still talking. they can see the yellow
28.0% (11)
ask to pee
2.0% (1)
announce then pee
7.0% (3)
get out and go in garden
25.0% (10)
get out and go inside
15.0% (6)
pee out of the hot tub/pool
20.0% (8)
39 voters answered this question.
same but now you are alone and skinny dipping
just pee
71.0% (28)
get out and go in garden
12.0% (5)
get out and go inside
7.0% (3)
pee out of the hot tub/pool
7.0% (3)
39 voters answered this question.
you and your same sex friends are in your swimwear eating lunch at a outdoors wooden table on outdoors wooden chairs on your deck/patio. you realize you have to pee so bad, you might not make it inside. what do you do?
excuse yourself then try to run inside but you might not make it
18.0% (7)
pee your swimsuit
26.0% (10)
pee off the chair on the deck/patio
13.0% (5)
get up then pee your swimsuit
0.0% (0)
get up then go on the deck/patio
5.0% (2)
get up then go in the garden
36.0% (14)
38 voters answered this question.
would you make designated "pee spots" such as a garden bed, gravel area, or drain in your garden?
yes
38.0% (15)
mabye
25.0% (10)
no
35.0% (14)
39 voters answered this question.
how would you rate this poll?
1 - so bad
2.0% (1)
2 - bad
2.0% (1)
3 - ok
40.0% (14)
4 - good
28.0% (10)
5 - great
14.0% (5)
i want another
28.0% (10)
i don't want another
5.0% (2)
i want to go pee in my garden now
28.0% (10)
35 voters answered this question.

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Opposite Sex Friends
uniloo — 2015-04-18
All of the questions involving friends stated they are of the same sex. What about the same situations where either all the friends are the opposite sex, or you are with a mixed group of friends?