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How desperate do you need to pee/poop?
If you are desperate, then take this poll!!
Now, how bad do you need to pee on a scale of 1-12 (stay if above 3 and below 12), I am at 3 for now
- 1)I just went so I don't need to
- 2)I went a few mins ago, if I push hard a bit could go
- 3)I can feel it but I don't need to go
- 4)I need to go a little bit
- 5)I have the urge to go but I can hold it for around 4 hours
- 6)I have a pretty big urge to go but I can last for 2 hours
- 7)Almost dire need 1h 30mins tops
- 8)Dire need
- 9)past dire need
- 10)I REALLY NEED TO GO!! Toilet,toilet,toilet!!
- 11)*holds private part* Owww!! ouch!! It hurts!! I need to go now!!!
- 12)I'm peeing while I am answering this....
How bad do you need to poop? Stay if above 3 and below 12, I'm at 3 now...
- 1)Just went...so...
- 2)Went a few minutes ago so I don't need to poop
- 3)I can feel it, but I don't have the urge to go
- 4)I have the urge to go a little bit
- 5)I have to go but can hold it for a few hours
- 6)I want to go now, but I can hold it for a few hours
- 7)almost dire need
- 8)Dire need
- 9)past dire need
- 10)The urge is really bigg!! Gotta poop, gotta poop right now!!!
- 11)*holds stomach in pain* Owwww....My stomach it hurts, I BADLY NEED TO GO NOW!! *holds stomach really tightly* OWWW.........
- 12)I'm pooping sorry I can't hold it
Now, let's start of easy push on your bladder for 20 seconds with both hands, how do you feel?
- Nothing
- My urge to pee increased a little
- My urge to pee increased a LOT!
- I'm spurting now!! Ahahhhhhhh
- I emptied my bladder, what a relief....
Massage the area around your belly button gently for 30 secs, or do this for only 10 secs but while pushing like you are about to poop, results?
- Nothing (me:leave now!)
- My urge to poop increased a little
- My urge to poop increased a lot
- A little poop came out but I still have tons inside of me!
After the warm up, what are you doing to hold in your pee? Me? I'm crossing my legs
- Nothing
- Crossing legs
- Fidgeting
- Holding private
- Doing everything!!!
How are you holding your poop? I'm moving around
- Nothing
- Fidgeting
- Moving around
- Holding stomach tightly till it hurts
- DOING EVERYTHING I CAN TO HOLD IT!!! *sweats*
On the scale of 1 to 12 how much do you need to pee, stay if above 4 and below 12, same scale as before
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
- 11
- 12
On the same scale how bad do you need to poop now?
- 1
- 2
- 3
- 4
- 5
- 6
- 7
- 8
- 9
- 10
- 11
- 12
FYI I am about 5 for pee and 4 for poop
- So?
- hold it!
- Whatever..
- Go to the bathroom now!!
Now, put your finger on your belly button and think about the streaming of waterfalls, and rivers, results?
- Nothing
- Increased my need to pee a lot
- Increased my need to pee a little
- Help I'm squirting!!
- I'm changing my undies
Now think about chocolate...Results??
- Nothing
- Increased my urge to poop a little
- Increased my urge to poop a lot
- Owww....My stomach......
- My pants are full!!
Now press your bladder against a counter, so how did it turn out?
- Nothing
- I need to pee a little more
- I need to pee a lot more
- *holds private part* TOILET, TOILET, TOILET!!
- Ahhh......Such a warm golden lake here.....(peed yourself)
Okay now go to the toilet then push but don't pee or poop, results?
- Nothing
- I need to poop a little more than before
- I need to poop a lot more than before
- I need to pee a lot more than before
- I need to pee a little more than before
- I need to pee and poop a little more than before
- I need to pee and poop a lot more than before
- *holds stomach and private part tightly*
- I peed and pooped
Now go drink 3 glasses of cranberry juice or anything, results?
- Nothing
- Need to pee a bit more
- Need to pee a lot more
- I peed
Go eat something filling, results?
- Nothing
- Need to poop a bit more
- Need to poop a lot more
- Umm....I pooped...
Now imagine your crush only in undies and she/he is desperate to pee, they are holding their private part and telling you that they really need to pee, until finally....a golden stream of water flow down their legs....
- So HOT!!
- Ew. Gross
- I need a toilet....now!!!
- I'm desperate now!!!
- I peed just thinking about them!!
Imagine your crush desperate to poop, they are holding their stomach really tightly and there face is red with pain, now they are naked, they tell you how desperate they are, they keep holding until....They grab their stomach really tight and poop came down their butts..
- OMG HOT!
- Grossss
- Need a toilet!!
- Owwww....My stomach hurts badly now!
- I poopeddddd
I couldn't hold it anymore!! *grabs private area so tightly* I'm so desperate and the bathroom is locked, Owww my bladder!!! can't do it my private area is in so much pain..*pees* what a relief, luckily no one notices cause its midnight
- Hahahaha
- Gross
- LOL
- Whatever...
Owww MY STOMACH!!! *holds stomach with full strength* Can't hold it much longer!!! OWWWWWW!!!! HURTS SO BAD!!!!!!!! Ahhhh!!!!! OWWW!!! MY BELLY BUTTON!!! Ah... Finally.....
- Whatever
- OMG OMG HOT
- Gross
Bye!
- Bye
- Poop and peed