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Toilets and hygiene for guys

Posted 2014-11-02 by starling 7 voters
How do your toilet habits and toilet hygiene compare to others? This is a poll for males only.
What is your gender?
Male (continue with poll)
100.0% (7)
Female (view results only)
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
Sit directly on the toilet seat
100.0% (7)
Put a cover / toilet paper on the seat and then sit
0.0% (0)
Hover / squat over the toilet
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
Very carefully
14.0% (1)
Fairly well
28.0% (2)
Don’t pay much attention to it, but have a quick glance
57.0% (4)
Just sit down
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
When you take a dump, which do you do?
Sit directly on the toilet seat
100.0% (7)
Put a cover / toilet paper on the seat and then sit
0.0% (0)
Hover / squat over the toilet
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
If you sit on the toilet seat directly, how carefully do you check the seat before sitting down?
Very carefully
14.0% (1)
Fairly well
28.0% (2)
Don’t pay much attention to it, but have a quick glance
57.0% (4)
Just sit down
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
If someone did not like sitting on any toilet seat, would you find this a bit abnormal or strange?
Yes
57.0% (4)
No
42.0% (3)
7 voters answered this question.
If you sit directly on toilet seats, which of the following places would you sit on toilet seats?
Home
100.0% (7)
Friend's house
100.0% (7)
Hotel
100.0% (7)
Gym
57.0% (4)
Pub / restaurant
42.0% (3)
Work
85.0% (6)
Airport
42.0% (3)
School / college
57.0% (4)
Shopping centre
28.0% (2)
Cinema
28.0% (2)
Aircraft
28.0% (2)
Theme park or other attraction
28.0% (2)
Campsite
42.0% (3)
7 voters answered this question.
If you sit directly on toilet seats are you bothered that probably several other people have sat (bare cheeked) on the seat before you?
It really bothers me
0.0% (0)
I don’t mind
42.0% (3)
Does not bother me at all and can’t see why it should
57.0% (4)
7 voters answered this question.
Do you feel a need to wash after sitting on a toilet seat?
No, never, I wash when I have my next shower
71.0% (5)
Yes, I wash straight after when possible
28.0% (2)
7 voters answered this question.
Would the odd splash of urine or a hair put you off sitting on a toilet seat?
Yes
14.0% (1)
I would wipe it dry and then sit down
71.0% (5)
It wouldn’t bother me
14.0% (1)
7 voters answered this question.
Would the odd trace of poo on the seat put you off sitting on the toilet seat?
Yes
57.0% (4)
I would wipe it and then sit down
28.0% (2)
It wouldn’t bother me
14.0% (1)
7 voters answered this question.
If you had seen a toilet seat with noticeable poo marks on it, would you be willing to sit on it after it had been cleaned?
Yes
100.0% (7)
No
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
Do you put paper in the toilet bowl before taking a dump?
Yes
28.0% (2)
No
71.0% (5)
7 voters answered this question.
Do you get splash back?
Rarely
71.0% (5)
Fairly often
14.0% (1)
Most times
0.0% (0)
Never
14.0% (1)
7 voters answered this question.
If you have ever had splash back, what did you do?
Washed straight away
0.0% (0)
Wiped it dry and left it at that
100.0% (7)
Not bothered by it
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
How do you wipe?
Stay seated, lean to one side, wipe from front to back
28.0% (2)
Stay seated, lean to one side, wipe from back to front
28.0% (2)
Stay seated, reach between legs, wipe from front to back
14.0% (1)
Stay seated, reach between legs, wipe from back to front
14.0% (1)
Wipe standing up
14.0% (1)
7 voters answered this question.
When most of the major stuff has gone
0.0% (0)
When only a few marks remain on the paper
14.0% (1)
When only very slight marks remain on the paper
28.0% (2)
At the first wipe when the paper shows absolutely no trace left
28.0% (2)
Several wipes after seeing no trace on the paper
28.0% (2)
7 voters answered this question.
Left
0.0% (0)
Right
100.0% (7)
7 voters answered this question.
Do you scrunch or fold the paper?
Scrunch
14.0% (1)
Fold
85.0% (6)
Use single sheet unfolded
0.0% (0)
Use 2 sheets unfolded
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
How hard do you press when you wipe?
Less pressure than when you are wiping your nose
0.0% (0)
Same pressure as wiping your nose
42.0% (3)
Slightly harder than wiping your nose but not enough to damage the paper
14.0% (1)
Much harder than wiping your nose and just enough to slightly damage the paper
14.0% (1)
Very hard pressure, enough to significantly tear or rip the paper
28.0% (2)
7 voters answered this question.
When do you stop wiping?
When most of the major stuff has gone
0.0% (0)
When only a few marks remain on the paper
14.0% (1)
When only very slight marks remain on the paper
28.0% (2)
At the first wipe when the paper shows absolutely no trace left
28.0% (2)
Several wipes after seeing no trace on the paper
28.0% (2)
7 voters answered this question.
Which hand do you use for wiping?
Left
0.0% (0)
Right
100.0% (7)
7 voters answered this question.
If you were in a hurry, what would you consider to be sufficient wiping?
When most of the major stuff has gone
14.0% (1)
When only a few marks remain on the paper
14.0% (1)
When only very slight marks remain on the paper
28.0% (2)
At the first wipe when the paper shows absolutely no trace left
28.0% (2)
Several wipes after seeing no trace on the paper
14.0% (1)
7 voters answered this question.
What colours of underwear do you wear
White
42.0% (3)
Black
85.0% (6)
Grey
85.0% (6)
Blue
57.0% (4)
Green
28.0% (2)
Yellow
0.0% (0)
Pink
0.0% (0)
Multi-coloured
57.0% (4)
Other
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
Do you get skid marks?
I have in the past, but no longer
0.0% (0)
Get them frequently
0.0% (0)
Get them sometimes
28.0% (2)
I do get them, but not often
28.0% (2)
Very rare that I get them
42.0% (3)
Never had them
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
If you get skid marks, what do you think about it?
Really don't like it
28.0% (2)
Not very bothered about it
42.0% (3)
Don't care at all
28.0% (2)
7 voters answered this question.
If you get skid marks, who else knows about it or has seen them?
Brother
0.0% (0)
Sister
25.0% (1)
Cousin
0.0% (0)
Friends
0.0% (0)
Parents
50.0% (2)
Other
25.0% (1)
4 voters answered this question.
Do you do anything to avoid or reduce them?
Don't do anything
33.0% (2)
Wear dark underwear
0.0% (0)
Try to wipe more thoroughly
66.0% (4)
Other
0.0% (0)
6 voters answered this question.
If you get skid marks, how easily can you see them?
You can only just see them
66.0% (4)
Quite easily
33.0% (2)
Very noticeable
0.0% (0)
Can't miss them and quite severe
0.0% (0)
6 voters answered this question.
Do you know anyone else who gets skid marks?
Yes
28.0% (2)
No
71.0% (5)
7 voters answered this question.
Do you ever lift the seat or flush the toilet by pressing the button / handle with your bare hands and not wash them afterwards?
Yes
28.0% (2)
No
71.0% (5)
7 voters answered this question.
I don’t bother
0.0% (0)
Water only
0.0% (0)
Soap and water
100.0% (7)
7 voters answered this question.
What did you do afterwards?
Completed the wiping as soon as I found toilet paper
16.0% (1)
Washed as soon as I could
50.0% (3)
Did nothing, it was clean enough
33.0% (2)
6 voters answered this question.
When using urinals, do your clothes ever touch the urinal?
Yes, often
0.0% (0)
Sometimes
28.0% (2)
Never
71.0% (5)
7 voters answered this question.
If you clothes do touch the urinal, what do you think?
Don’t like it and wash them as soon as possible
0.0% (0)
Don’t like it, but no big deal
50.0% (3)
Don’t care at all
50.0% (3)
6 voters answered this question.
How do you wash your hands after a pee?
I don’t bother
14.0% (1)
Water only
14.0% (1)
Soap and water
71.0% (5)
7 voters answered this question.
How do you wash your hands after a dump?
I don’t bother
0.0% (0)
Water only
0.0% (0)
Soap and water
100.0% (7)
7 voters answered this question.
Would you use your own toilet barefoot?
Yes
100.0% (7)
No
0.0% (0)
7 voters answered this question.
Would you use a hotel or gym toilet barefoot?
Yes
71.0% (5)
No
28.0% (2)
7 voters answered this question.