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Peeing yourself at the beach....or not.
FOR GIRLS ONLY!
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| Male (please leave) | 3.0% (2) | |
| Female | 89.0% (59) | |
| prefer not to say | 7.0% (5) |
66 voters answered this question.
You are sunbathing on your back at the beach. You suddenly realize that you have to pee really badly. You...
| Reluctantly get up and go in the ocean | 25.0% (17) | |
| Reluctantly get up and go find a bathroom | 15.0% (10) | |
| Roll over, Pull your suit aside and pee on the sand | 22.0% (15) | |
| roll over, Don't pull your suit aside and pee on the sand. Everyone can see the wet spot | 28.0% (19) | |
| roll onto your side and pee, getting very little on the towel, but a lot on your legs | 18.0% (12) | |
| pull your suit aside and pee on your towel | 7.0% (5) | |
| don't pull your suit aside and pee on the towel | 18.0% (12) | |
| use your hand to attempt to hold the pee in | 16.0% (11) | |
| pee on your hand | 7.0% (5) | |
| cross your legs to attempt to hold the pee in | 22.0% (15) | |
| pee in your suit and on the towel, but cross your legs to hide the wet spot you will be making | 18.0% (12) | |
| tuck your legs up to attempt to hold the pee in | 12.0% (8) | |
| tuck your legs up and pee on your legs | 7.0% (5) | |
| bring the towel up between your legs and pee through your suit, and onto the towel like a big diaper. | 18.0% (12) | |
| spread your legs apart and pee through your suit onto your towel | 19.0% (13) | |
| spread your legs apart, pull the suit over and pee on the towel. | 10.0% (7) | |
| sit up and pee through your suit onto the towel | 21.0% (14) |
66 voters answered this question.
you are sunbathing with your friend, and she suddenly spreads her legs apart and pees through her suit and onto the towel. You...
| do the same | 60.0% (39) | |
| tell her its disgusting | 4.0% (3) | |
| ignore it | 35.0% (23) |
65 voters answered this question.
you just got to the beach, and your clothes are over your suit. you have to pee really bad and the bathroom line is 14 people long. You....
| Pee through your clothes and your suit | 25.0% (16) | |
| take your clothes off | 29.0% (19) | |
| pull down your pants, but not your suit and pee in the sand | 43.0% (28) | |
| run fully clothed into the ocean to pee | 10.0% (7) | |
| take just your pants off and stand beside your car, peeing | 32.0% (21) | |
| leave your pants on and stand beside your car, peeing | 17.0% (11) | |
| don't get out of the car, but pee on the towel | 14.0% (9) |
64 voters answered this question.
for the previous question, if you chose take your clothes off, it took too long and you peed all over the car. Your friend buried you in the sand. When she is done, you realize that you really have to pee. You...
| Pee through your swimsuit and into the sand | 82.0% (51) | |
| hold it | 1.0% (1) | |
| let it out in little bursts until the need has passed | 4.0% (3) | |
| tell your friend you really have to pee. | 8.0% (5) | |
| break out of the sand | 3.0% (2) |
62 voters answered this question.
You really have to pee. The water is off-limits according to the lifeguard, and the bathroom lines are 34 people long. Your suit is dry. You...
| Hold it | 16.0% (11) | |
| ignore it | 7.0% (5) | |
| stand up, cross your legs, and pee through your suit | 20.0% (13) | |
| stand up and pee through your suit | 35.0% (23) | |
| stand up, pull your suit aside and pee | 13.0% (9) | |
| sit down, cross your legs and pee through your suit | 26.0% (17) | |
| sit and pee through your suit | 46.0% (30) | |
| sit cross legged and pee through your suit. | 24.0% (16) | |
| sit, pull your suit aside and pee | 21.0% (14) | |
| lie down and pee through your suit onto the towel | 16.0% (11) | |
| lie down, cross your legs and pee through your suit onto the towel | 13.0% (9) | |
| lie down, spread your legs and pee through your suit onto the towel | 15.0% (10) | |
| lie down, spread your legs, pull the suit aside, and pee onto the towel | 9.0% (6) | |
| lie down on your stomach and pee | 32.0% (21) | |
| lie down on your side and pee | 13.0% (9) | |
| pee in/on some rocks | 18.0% (12) | |
| pee in/on the tall grass | 30.0% (20) |
65 voters answered this question.
You are sunbathing and you really have to pee and poop. You don't want to get up. You...
| Pee and poop in your suit, then empty out the poop | 12.0% (8) | |
| Pull the bottom of your suit down and poop in the sand, and pee in your suit. | 28.0% (18) | |
| roll onto your side and pee in your suit, and hold your poop in | 20.0% (13) | |
| cross your legs and poop, letting it fill the butt of your suit. Then empty it and pee. | 4.0% (3) | |
| pull your suit aside, pee on the sand and poop in your suit | 3.0% (2) | |
| hold them both | 25.0% (16) | |
| dig a hole and poop and pee in the hole | 18.0% (12) | |
| pee and poop in your suit, ignoring the mess | 15.0% (10) | |
| roll onto your stomach, lift your butt slightly and poop, then roll back onto your back and feel it squishing on your butt. Then pee. | 12.0% (8) | |
| Poop in your suit and hold the pee in. | 4.0% (3) | |
| go into the grasses with your towel, sit on the towel and pee and poop, leaving the towel there. | 10.0% (7) | |
| ignore both urges and go to sleep | 20.0% (13) |
64 voters answered this question.
You are sitting, eating lunch on the sand with your friends. You suddenly realize that you really really have to pee. The line for the bathroom is 56 people long. You...
| Run into the ocean and pee through your suit | 25.0% (16) | |
| bury your crotch and pee through your suit | 9.0% (6) | |
| don't move, just pee through your suit | 31.0% (20) | |
| warn your friends then pee through your suit | 9.0% (6) | |
| pull your suit aside and pee | 14.0% (9) | |
| cross your legs and pee through your suit | 9.0% (6) |
63 voters answered this question.
You are building a sand castle with your friend and you realize that you really have to poo. You just went to the bathroom (to pee) and you don't want to make it seem like you have a weak bladder. Plus the line for the bathroom is really long. You...
| sit down and hope that that will hold the poo in. | 13.0% (9) | |
| keep walking from the water to the castle and just poo in your suit | 6.0% (4) | |
| dig a hole and poo in that | 23.0% (15) | |
| Poo in your suit, empty it, and keep working | 10.0% (7) | |
| go in line for the bathrooms anyways | 20.0% (13) | |
| go in the ocean and poo. | 16.0% (11) | |
| Poo in one of the buckets you are using for the sand | 7.0% (5) | |
| hold it | 29.0% (19) | |
| ignore it | 21.0% (14) | |
| squat and poo in your suit, then sit, mashing it against your butt | 16.0% (11) | |
| sit and poo, hoping your butt will keep it flat enough that it is not obvious | 6.0% (4) | |
| tell your friend that you have to poo | 23.0% (15) | |
| Take one of your little sister's swim diapers and put it on, even though its really obvious what you are doing | 18.0% (12) |
65 voters answered this question.
You are running around with your friend in the sand. You are racing, so you don't want to stop because you have to leave soon. You have to pee really badly. Do you...
| Pee while running. Saves time. | 60.0% (38) | |
| take a few seconds to squat and pee thorugh your suit into the sand | 12.0% (8) | |
| Pull your suit aside and pee in the sand | 14.0% (9) | |
| stop, pee through your suit while standing, and keep running | 12.0% (8) |
63 voters answered this question.
You are riding bikes home from the beach, both you and your friend have not changed out of your suits. You are racing, but she is ahead of you. Stopping to pee would make you loose for shure. Do you pee in your suit, still on the bike, without stopping
| Yes! | 79.0% (51) | |
| No, i stop, get off the bike, then pee in my suit | 20.0% (13) |
64 voters answered this question.
Did you like this quiz?
| It sucked | 1.0% (1) | |
| I never want to see it again | 1.0% (1) | |
| You are such a sicko | 6.0% (4) | |
| It was okay | 38.0% (24) | |
| I have made a poll like this... | 0.0% (0) | |
| I want you to make another one | 36.0% (23) | |
| It was totally awesome! | 15.0% (10) |
63 voters answered this question.