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Would you pee yourself 2
My previous poll i completely screwed up on. Remember, this poll is not trying to make you pee, just to see when you would pee.
You are driving home from work, and you are stuck in a really big traffic jam. suddenly realize that you REALLY have to pee. You really regret thoes four coffees. You...
| Pee yourself. Hey, theres no one there to see you | 25.0% (200) | |
| Hold it for as long as possible | 23.0% (180) | |
| Let it out in little bursts until you feel better | 25.0% (199) | |
| Pull down your pants and pee on the seat | 11.0% (85) | |
| Hold it until you can pull over and pee on the side of the road. | 13.0% (107) |
771 voters answered this question.
You choose to let it out in little bursts until you feel better. Except one burst is too big. You now have a nickle sized wet spot in your pants. You...
| Keep peeing. The relief is wonderful | 45.0% (349) | |
| Hold it even though its pointless | 24.0% (189) | |
| Hold it until you can pull over on the side of the road. | 17.0% (136) | |
| Pull down your pants and pee on the seat | 11.0% (87) |
761 voters answered this question.
For the previous question if you chose hold it until you can pull over, you couldn't pull over and you peed yourself. New scenario. You are home alone for the weekend and it is saturday morning and you are watching TV. You don't want to get up, but you really have to pee. You...
| Pee yourself and clean it up later | 35.0% (271) | |
| Hold it until the show is over | 24.0% (190) | |
| Ignore the fact that you have to pee, even though you are doing a full-on potty dance. | 28.0% (215) | |
| Pull down your pants and pee on the chair | 11.0% (88) |
764 voters answered this question.
You are playing truth or dare with a friend. Your friend dares you to stand up and pee your pants. Do you?
| Yes | 76.0% (593) | |
| No | 23.0% (178) |
771 voters answered this question.
You are at a park that is a mile from your house. You seriously have to pee really bad, and there are no public restrooms to speak of. You don't want to pull your pants down. You have no choice but to pee your pants. How do you do it?
| You squat and pee hard, which leaves only a quarter-sized wet spot, but it is really obvious what you are doing | 14.0% (112) | |
| Sit cross legged in the grass and pee, leaving a teacup-sized wet spot, but you don't look suspicous at all. | 29.0% (224) | |
| Sit on the park bench and pee through the bench, hiding the evidence, but it leaves a dinner-plate sized wet spot | 4.0% (32) | |
| Sit on the swing and pee while swinging, leaving a plate-sized wet spot and a lot of evidence. | 3.0% (30) | |
| You pee going down the slide, leaving a stripe of wet on your butt and the slide | 1.0% (12) | |
| Pee while doing the monkey bars, leaving two thin wet spots down the inside of each leg. It is not obvious | 10.0% (78) | |
| Just stand up and pee your pants | 11.0% (89) | |
| Just pee while walking to look less suspicous | 13.0% (102) | |
| Go over to a pole and put your legs around it, trying to hold in the pee. You fail and the pee goes down the pole and leaves a saucer-sized wet spot in your pants. | 11.0% (84) |
763 voters answered this question.
You are on your morning walk at 7:00am. there is no one out and you really really have to pee. the nearest public restrooms are 10 minutes away. you...
| Let the pee out in little bursts until you can get to a restroom | 18.0% (142) | |
| pee your pants | 24.0% (187) | |
| Squat and pee your pants hard leaving only a quarter-sized wet spot | 27.0% (210) | |
| Hold it, but you are doing a full on potty dance. | 28.0% (220) |
759 voters answered this question.
You are sitting in your tree house with your best friend, you really have to pee, but your friend tells you to just pee your pants. You...
| Pee your pants | 25.0% (194) | |
| Hold it | 9.0% (73) | |
| Leave anyways to go to the bathroom | 8.0% (62) | |
| Tell her that you will only pee your pants if she does it first | 57.0% (439) |
768 voters answered this question.
For the previous question, you choose you will only do it unless she does it first. So she stands up and pees her pants. Now you have no choice but to pee yourself. How do you do it?
| Keep sitting and pee your pants | 15.0% (119) | |
| Stand up like her and pee your pants | 43.0% (330) | |
| Spread your legs apart as far as they can go and pee your pants | 17.0% (132) | |
| Squat and pee your pants | 4.0% (35) | |
| Do a "chair sit" on the wall and pee your pants | 3.0% (30) | |
| Go outside and sit on a branch with one leg on either side and pee your pants. | 10.0% (80) | |
| Sit in the one chair in the tree house and pee your pants | 3.0% (29) |
755 voters answered this question.
You are at the beach, sitting on your towel. You suddenly realize that you have to pee so bad you don't think you will be able to hold it if you stand up. Your suit is dry because you have been out of the water so long. What do you do?
| Attempt to roll off the towel so you might pee in the sand. | 13.0% (102) | |
| Don't move, just pee on your swimsuit and the towel | 27.0% (211) | |
| Pull your swimsuit aside and pee on the towel | 3.0% (29) | |
| Roll off the towel and pull your suit aside and pee on the sand | 16.0% (126) | |
| Scoot your legs up under your butt to attempt to hold the pee in | 1.0% (11) | |
| Scoot your legs up under your butt and pee on your legs, and through the suit. | 3.0% (26) | |
| Hold yourself with your hand | 7.0% (56) | |
| Pee on your hand | 2.0% (16) | |
| Roll onto your side and pee so just a little bit gets on the towel | 4.0% (32) | |
| Cross your legs tight to attempt to hold it | 11.0% (86) | |
| Cross your legs tight to hide the wet spot you will soon be making | 9.0% (72) |
767 voters answered this question.
You are sitting here taking this poll, and suddenly realize that you REALLY REALLY have to pee. you feel like your bladder is about to burst. you also really really want to finish this poll. Do you pee your pants?
| Yes | 33.0% (261) | |
| No | 32.0% (250) | |
| I just pee in little bursts until the poll is done | 33.0% (259) |
770 voters answered this question.
You are on a bike ride through the woods with your friends. Already, you are so behind that you can't see them any more. You also really have to pee. You...
| Pee your pants while still on the bike | 32.0% (248) | |
| Get off the bike and pee your pants | 3.0% (30) | |
| Squat and pee hard (your pants still up) | 7.0% (60) | |
| Pull your pants down and pee in the woods, pushing you further behind | 23.0% (179) | |
| Hold it, but you are doing a full-on potty dance | 15.0% (120) | |
| Let it out in little bursts until the need is over. | 17.0% (131) |
768 voters answered this question.
You choose to let it out in little bursts until the need is over. One burst is too big, and you now have a quarter-sized wet spot in your pants. Do you keep peeing?
| Yes | 63.0% (480) | |
| No, i hold it even though it is hopeless | 36.0% (277) |
757 voters answered this question.
What did you think of this poll?
| It was cool | 22.0% (168) | |
| It sucked | 3.0% (29) | |
| I want you to make another one | 33.0% (251) | |
| It made me have to pee | 11.0% (86) | |
| It made me want to pee my pants | 27.0% (204) | |
| I never want to see this poll again | 1.0% (13) |
751 voters answered this question.