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I will make you pee your pants
If you don't want to pee yourself, leave now!
How bad do you need to pee?
| 0-1 not at all | 7.0% (46) | |
| 2-5 a little but I could hold for hours | 23.0% (138) | |
| 5-7 getting pretty uncomfortable | 36.0% (211) | |
| 7-10 won't make it another 15 minutes | 31.0% (185) |
580 voters answered this question.
Go drink a glass of water. Wait five minutes.
What happened?
| Nothing | 19.0% (110) | |
| Need to pee a little more | 38.0% (219) | |
| Need to pee a LOT more | 29.0% (172) | |
| Spurted | 12.0% (74) |
575 voters answered this question.
Spread you legs WIDE. Don't hold you crotch. Stay like that for 10 seconds.
What happened?
| Nothing | 38.0% (220) | |
| I totally peed | 4.0% (28) | |
| I squirted | 22.0% (128) | |
| Need to go A LOT more | 34.0% (195) |
571 voters answered this question.
Do 25 jumping jacks. What happened?
| I can't do jumping jacks in the first place | 18.0% (107) | |
| I peed myself | 4.0% (27) | |
| Nothing | 26.0% (153) | |
| I really need to go now | 34.0% (196) | |
| I'm spurting | 15.0% (89) |
572 voters answered this question.
Go drink another glass of water, wait 5 minutes. Outcome?
| Nothing | 35.0% (204) | |
| I peed | 4.0% (26) | |
| I really can't hold on | 44.0% (252) | |
| I'm squirting my pants | 15.0% (89) |
571 voters answered this question.
Push your bladder HARD for 30 seconds. And...?
| I'm soaking wet | 7.0% (44) | |
| Nothing | 20.0% (115) | |
| Damp patch | 17.0% (101) | |
| Squirting | 17.0% (97) | |
| Really need to go now | 37.0% (211) |
568 voters answered this question.
You're doing good. How wet are you?
| Not at all | 43.0% (248) | |
| Underwear are wet, not showing. | 24.0% (139) | |
| Wet patch (small) on pants | 16.0% (92) | |
| Large wet spot on pants | 10.0% (62) | |
| Soaking wet, don't need to go anymore. (You can go now:) | 5.0% (33) |
574 voters answered this question.
Go sit on the toilet, with your pants ON. Sit there, relax, for 30 seconds. What happened?
| I peed through my pants | 11.0% (66) | |
| Nothing | 24.0% (137) | |
| I started squirting at the end | 27.0% (157) | |
| I really have to go now, BAD. | 35.0% (202) |
562 voters answered this question.
You may cross your legs,but not hold your crotch. Go STAND near a sink. Run the water for 15 seconds. Listen to it drip, drop, drip, and watch it pour into the sink. What did it do?
| I made a puddle | 8.0% (47) | |
| Nothing | 26.0% (146) | |
| Almost peed, really need to go now, | 37.0% (208) | |
| I squirted into my underwear | 28.0% (158) |
559 voters answered this question.
Let out a few squirts of pee. What happened?
| I let out a few squirts, and stopped | 53.0% (296) | |
| I couldn't stop | 9.0% (53) | |
| I almost couldn't stop, and my pants are pretty wet. | 36.0% (203) |
552 voters answered this question.
Relax, and picture this. You finally get to the bathroom. You start peeing. The warm pee floods out of you. You hear the drip, drop, drip, drop, as it pours into the (toilet) water. Ahhhhhhh, your so relaxed....
| Couldn't hold it, I peed | 17.0% (96) | |
| I almost couldn't hold it,I squirted. | 36.0% (203) | |
| Nothing | 18.0% (102) | |
| Nothing, but I need to go worse. | 28.0% (161) |
562 voters answered this question.
I'm not done yet! Drink another 2 glasses and wait 5 minutes.
| I'm wet | 21.0% (118) | |
| Nothing | 37.0% (210) | |
| Wet spot | 17.0% (98) | |
| Can't stop squirting, okay, no, okay I'm good. | 23.0% (131) |
557 voters answered this question.
If you made it this far, nice! If not, MWAHHAHAHAHA! Okay, go and pee! Or clean it up off the floor.
| I'll leave feedback | 11.0% (60) | |
| I won't leave feedback | 30.0% (156) | |
| Nice poll!! | 67.0% (349) | |
| Awful poll! | 16.0% (88) |
520 voters answered this question.