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(Girls Only) peeing revenge???
Hi. I was hanging out with a girlfriend, while she was cleaning her room. While cleaning she came across her ex-boyfriends shirt. She told me he was a real ass, and that he'd been asking her for his shirt for the last few weeks. I told her she shouldn't give it back, but she said she wanted to give her ex his shirt back. Then she threw his shirt in her small trashcan. I thought that was the end of it, but then she stunned me by unbuckling her pants, and pulling them down. She sat down on top of her trashcan, and proceeded to relieve herself all over her ex-boyfriends shirt, and said "I can't wait to give my ex his shirt back!" Then she pulled her pants up, and shocked me further by asking me if I would be willing to make a contribution before she gave her ex his shirt back. I was stunned, but I had to pee anyway, so I unzipped my pants and peed into her trashcan, all over her ex's shirt. She then took the trashcan out to the backyard and dumped the shirt out to let it dry... I was surprised at this, and I was wondering how common this behavior is...
Have you ever peed all over your ex-boyfriends stuff to get back at him???
| Yes, I have. And it felt great. | 75.0% (50) | |
| No. Gross! I could never do that to anybody!!! | 15.0% (10) | |
| No. I've never done this, but I want to. | 9.0% (6) |
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If you answered yes, what did you do??? select all answers that apply.
| I relieved myself on his favorite shirt. I picked up his shirt, I held it in between my legs, and i peed into it. I gave him his shirt back later, but I never told him what I did. | 36.0% (24) | |
| I peed on his favorite hat. I put it on the ground. I unzipped my pants, and pulled them down. I squatted down, and relieved myself all over his hat. I gave it back to him later, but i never told him what I did. | 24.0% (16) | |
| I peed all over his shoes. | 27.0% (18) | |
| I relieved myself all over his ipod | 21.0% (14) | |
| I peed all over his cellphone. | 19.0% (13) | |
| I peed all over his video game controller. | 19.0% (13) | |
| I peed on his laptop. I opened it up, and set it on the ground. I unzipped my pants, and pulled them down. I squatted down and relieved myself all over the keyboard. I hope everytime he's typing, he thinks of me!!! | 27.0% (18) | |
| I peed on a picture of my ex-boyfriend. | 28.0% (19) | |
| I peed on his car keys. | 16.0% (11) | |
| I got up on the hood of his car. i squatted down and relieved myself all over the windshield and hood of his car. | 31.0% (21) | |
| I pulled my pants down, and peed into the gas tank of his car. | 19.0% (13) | |
| I saw my ex at a party. I headed over to the drink table, and grabbed an empty cup. I snuck away for a minute. I unzipped my pants, and pulled them down. I put the cup in between my legs, or squatted over it. I proceeded to relieve myself into the cup until it was full. I walked over toward my ex, and told him I brought him a beer. He drank it all. He was so drunk, he didn't even know what I did... | 34.0% (23) | |
| I peed on his toothbrush. | 36.0% (24) | |
| I couldn't get back at my ex this way. it would be too gross for me. | 9.0% (6) | |
| other | 25.0% (17) |
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If you selected other, put your answer here.
| Nothing. That's pretty gross. I decide to walk away. My friend is on her own... | 7.0% (5) | |
| I help her out. Why not? I wait for my friend to finish, then I unbuckle my pants, and pull them down. I squat down and then I relieve myself all over her ex-boyfriends shoes as well. I was glad to help!!! | 74.0% (49) | |
| I'm not sure. It depends. I would only do this for her if her boyfriend was a real asshole, and he deserved this. | 18.0% (12) |
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You're hanging out with your friend, when her phone rings. She argues on the phone for 2 minutes, then hangs up. She quickly runs upstairs, and she comes back down with a $200 pair of nikes that her ex-boyfriend left behind. Your friend says her ex is demanding that she gives back his shoes. She tells you that she's going to give him his shoes back tomorrow, but not before she leaves him something to remember her by. She takes the shoes, and sets them on the ground. She unbuckles her pants, and she pulls them down. she squats down, and proceeds to relieve herself all over her ex's $200 pair of nikes. She looks up at you with a big smile, and asks you to help her with this. What do you do???
| Nothing. That's pretty gross. I decide to walk away. My friend is on her own... | 7.0% (5) | |
| I help her out. Why not? I wait for my friend to finish, then I unbuckle my pants, and pull them down. I squat down and then I relieve myself all over her ex-boyfriends shoes as well. I was glad to help!!! | 74.0% (49) | |
| I'm not sure. It depends. I would only do this for her if her boyfriend was a real asshole, and he deserved this. | 18.0% (12) |
66 voters answered this question.
This time, you decide to leave your mark on your ex-boyfriends stuff. Would you ask any of your friends to help out with this???
| No. I would be way too embarrassed to ask them!!! If I'm gonna do this, I'm doing it on my own. | 19.0% (13) | |
| No. I couldn't do this on my own, let alone with friends. | 6.0% (4) | |
| Yes. I don't have a problem asking my friends to help me with this, but I don't think that they would be very comfortable helping me do this. | 9.0% (6) | |
| Yes. I don't have a problem asking my friends to help with this, and they don't mind helping me out. I would take all of my ex-boyfriends stuff, and set it on the ground. Me and my friends would each take turns, unbuckling our pants, pulling them down, squatting and relieving ourselves all over my ex-boyfriends stuff. | 65.0% (43) |
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You really hate your ex-boyfriend, and you don't want to see him, so you take all his stuff over to his house/apartment while he's at work. You use his hide-a key to let yourself in. You take all his stuff into the house and set it down on the table. You're about to leave when you get the urge to use the restroom. You go into your ex's bathroom, unzip your pants, and then you get a brilliant idea. You're never going to see him again, so you decide to leave him a special surprise. You leave the bathroom, and go pee somewhere else. Where do you go??? Choose any answers that apply.
| I go into his bedroom, and pull my pants down. I squat down, and relieve myself all over his bed. | 21.0% (14) | |
| I go into his living room. I pull my pants down. I squat down and relieve myself all over his carpet. | 10.0% (7) | |
| I see a vase full of flowers sitting on the table. I take the flowers out, and dump the water out in the sink. I take the vase and put it in between my legs, or I squat over it, and I pee in the vase. Then I put put the flowers back in the vase, set it on the table, and I leave. | 7.0% (5) | |
| I go into the living room, unzip my pants and pull them down. I squat down, and proceed to relieve myself all over his sofa. | 4.0% (3) | |
| I go into his bedroom. I open his closet, and I see a lot of nice clothes, and shoes. I unzip my pants, and I pull them down. I squat down, and pee all over his clothes and shoes. | 10.0% (7) | |
| I go into his bedroom, and I notice a pile of women's clothes that belong to his new girlfriend. I unzip my pants and pull them down. I squat down, and proceed to relieve myself all over the pile of clothes. | 13.0% (9) | |
| I head into the kitchen. I see a bunch of dishes, cups and silverware in his kitchen sink. I unzip my pants, and I pull them down. I sit in his sink, and I pee all over his dishes, cups, and silverware | 1.0% (1) | |
| I go into the kitchen, and open up the fridge, and I see a container of Juice/soda. I take the container out, put it in between my legs, or squat over it, and proceed to relieve myself into the container of juice/soda. I put it back in the fridge, and then I leave. | 24.0% (16) | |
| I don't need to get revenge on my ex this way. I just pee in his bathroom, and leave. | 6.0% (4) |
66 voters answered this question.
If you have peed on something belonging to your husband/boyfriend for revenge, why did you do it??? Choose all that apply.
| It was a huge turn-on. I may not have cheated on my ex-boyfriend, but it felt awesome to get revenge on him by desecrating something he really cared about, by peeing all over it. | 37.0% (25) | |
| It was a huge turn-on, peeing into a cup of beer or a juice/soda container, and getting my revenge by watching my ex-boyfriend drink it after I relieved myself into it earlier. | 21.0% (14) | |
| It didn't really turn me on or do anything for me but I figured, what the Hell.... I really wanted to get revenge on my ex-boyfriend, and I had to pee really bad.... I just killed two birds with one stone. | 12.0% (8) | |
| I was really drunk, and well, sometimes you do strange things when you're drunk... It seemed like a good idea at the time.... | 6.0% (4) | |
| My friends dared me to do it. | 6.0% (4) | |
| I've never done this. | 13.0% (9) | |
| Other. If you have another reason why you did this, leave it below. | 3.0% (2) |
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If you selected other, put your answer here.
| Yes. I've done this to my mom. | 1.0% (1) | |
| Yes. I've done this to my dad. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Yes. I've done this to my brother. | 16.0% (11) | |
| Yes. I've done this to my sister. | 12.0% (8) | |
| Yes. I've done this to my best friend. | 6.0% (4) | |
| Yes. I've done this to someone I just didn't like. | 22.0% (15) | |
| Other. You can put your answer below. | 10.0% (7) | |
| No I've never done this. | 30.0% (20) |
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How old are you???
| 18-20 | 62.0% (41) | |
| 21-25 | 21.0% (14) | |
| 26-30 | 4.0% (3) | |
| 31-35 | 4.0% (3) | |
| 36-40 | 1.0% (1) | |
| 41-50 | 1.0% (1) | |
| 51+ | 4.0% (3) |
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Have you ever done this to someone other than an ex-boyfriend??? (Check all that apply)
| Yes. I've done this to my mom. | 1.0% (1) | |
| Yes. I've done this to my dad. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Yes. I've done this to my brother. | 16.0% (11) | |
| Yes. I've done this to my sister. | 12.0% (8) | |
| Yes. I've done this to my best friend. | 6.0% (4) | |
| Yes. I've done this to someone I just didn't like. | 22.0% (15) | |
| Other. You can put your answer below. | 10.0% (7) | |
| No I've never done this. | 30.0% (20) |
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If you put other above, put your answer here.
| I just go when I feel like I have to. | 22.0% (15) | |
| Even if I have to go, I continue to hold it until I can't anymore. If I'm going to get revenge on someone doing this, I want to pee as much as possible. When I relieve myself, I really want to let it all go!!!! | 62.0% (41) | |
| No. I've never done that. | 15.0% (10) |
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Has someone ever done this to you???
| Yes. | 10.0% (7) | |
| No. | 78.0% (52) | |
| Maybe. I suspected someone might have done this to me, but I never knew for sure.... | 10.0% (7) |
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If you've done this, did you plan it or was it spur of the moment???
| I planned this. I just waited until I really had to pee, then I got my revenge..... | 43.0% (29) | |
| I did this spur of the moment. I didn't plan this. I just had to pee really bad, and I was going to use the bathroom, but then the idea of revenge crossed my mind, and I relieved myself that way instead.... | 42.0% (28) | |
| No. I've never done this... | 13.0% (9) |
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Also, if you do this, do you wait until you have to pee a little bit, or do you wait until you can't hold it anymore???
| I just go when I feel like I have to. | 22.0% (15) | |
| Even if I have to go, I continue to hold it until I can't anymore. If I'm going to get revenge on someone doing this, I want to pee as much as possible. When I relieve myself, I really want to let it all go!!!! | 62.0% (41) | |
| No. I've never done that. | 15.0% (10) |
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If you decide to get revenge on someone by peeing on their stuff, how do you do it???
| I unbuckle my pants, unzip them, pull them down to my ankles, I squat over the items in question, and relieve myself. | 48.0% (32) | |
| I take my pants off, stand over the items in question, with my legs spread apart, and relieve myself. | 34.0% (23) | |
| Other. If you do this some other way, you can put your answer below. | 16.0% (11) |
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Do you think this is a good way to get revenge on someone???
| Yes!!! It feels great to relieve myself, and to get revenge on someone while I'm relieving myself is just that much sweeter!!! | 65.0% (43) | |
| Yes, because I think there's no better revenge than peeing all over something that somebody else really cares about.... | 24.0% (16) | |
| No. If I have to get back at someone, I'll find another way... | 10.0% (7) |
66 voters answered this question.
If you answered other to the question before last, put your answer here.
Do you think this form of revenge is juvenile???
| Yes. I understand kids and teens doing this, but I don't think adults should do this... | 15.0% (10) | |
| No. You're never too old to do this. It's always a fun form of revenge, whether you're a kid, teen, or adult!!! | 74.0% (49) | |
| I would never do this, so it doesn't matter... | 10.0% (7) |
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And finally... If you did this, would you tell the person you did it to???
| Yes. I love to see the look on the person's face when I tell them I relieved myself all over their stuff. | 43.0% (29) | |
| No. It's way better to relieve myself, and let the person walk away, while I secretly know what I did.... | 46.0% (31) | |
| I wouldn't do this to someone. | 9.0% (6) |
66 voters answered this question.