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No One Knows What I Do
This is a poll for GUYS ONLY!!!!
You are in the stall of a public bathroom. What do you do there that no one knows about? C'mon, tell us, no one will ever know!
Why do you go into a stall?
| I'm self conscience, I always use the stall when I have to pee. | 10.0% (5) | |
| I can't pee when there are a bunch guys standing around me. | 14.0% (7) | |
| I have a little one and I don't want anybody to know. | 6.0% (3) | |
| I had to drop a load. | 69.0% (34) |
49 voters answered this question.
Do you wait for others to leave before you can go?
| Yes, always. | 6.0% (3) | |
| I try to but sometimes I can't wait any longer. | 26.0% (13) | |
| I don't want anyone to hear my farts and other pooping noises. | 18.0% (9) | |
| Who cares! | 48.0% (24) |
49 voters answered this question.
If you go into the stall to pee do you....?
| Stand up but pee on the side of the toilet so no one hears me peeing. | 20.0% (10) | |
| Sit down to pee. | 4.0% (2) | |
| Stand up but pee like normal. I don't care who hears me. | 61.0% (30) | |
| Pee on the floor. | 2.0% (1) | |
| Pee on the stall wall. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pee on the seat so it is nice and gross for the next poor sucker! | 12.0% (6) |
49 voters answered this question.
This is for guys who only use the stall to take a poop. I go into the stall to take a poop....?
| It is my favorite place to poop. | 8.0% (4) | |
| I love pooping in public and making as much noise as I can to gross you weenies out! | 16.0% (8) | |
| Only if I can't wait any longer. | 75.0% (37) |
49 voters answered this question.
What is the first thing you do when you go into the stall?
| Check to make sure that no one is in a stall beside me. | 4.0% (2) | |
| Wipe off the seat or use a seat liner. | 22.0% (11) | |
| Check to make sure there is toilet paper in the holder. | 34.0% (17) | |
| Make sure the door is locked. | 22.0% (11) | |
| Take care of business and don't worry about all this other stupid crap. You guys are a bunch sissies!! | 16.0% (8) |
49 voters answered this question.
Do you lock the door when using a stall?
| Only if I am pooping. | 22.0% (11) | |
| I love it when a guy walks in on me. | 8.0% (4) | |
| I forgot once. How embarrassing. Never again! | 2.0% (1) | |
| Never. | 2.0% (1) | |
| Sometimes. | 6.0% (3) | |
| Always. | 59.0% (29) |
49 voters answered this question.
When you are in the stall, what do you do beside take care of business?
| Pick my nose and wipe my boogers on the wall. | 6.0% (3) | |
| Read all of the stuff written on the walls. | 81.0% (40) | |
| Write a message on the wall. | 6.0% (3) | |
| Read a magazine I brought with me. | 6.0% (3) |
49 voters answered this question.
When you are in the stall do you ever...?
| Talk on the phone? | 46.0% (23) | |
| Text? | 73.0% (36) | |
| Play a game on your phone? | 44.0% (22) |
49 voters answered this question.
What is the weirdest thing that you have ever done while in the stall?
| Picked my nose and wiped my boogers on the wall. | 18.0% (7) | |
| Peed on the floor or wall. | 29.0% (11) | |
| Peed on the seat. | 27.0% (10) | |
| Wiped a poopy finger on the wall. | 2.0% (1) | |
| Pooped on the seat. | 8.0% (3) | |
| Pooped on the floor. | 13.0% (5) |
37 voters answered this question.