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Guy Things that No One Talks About
This is a poll for you to know that these things happen to other guys too even if no one talks about them. So please be honest, no one will know what or how your answered. If this goes well I may do a part two.
In the middle of taking a pee, you unexpectedly sneeze and lose control for a moment. What do you do?
| Finish and wipe up the mess. | 42.0% (15) | |
| Quickly look around to see if anyone noticed. If not, walk away and leave things as they are. | 48.0% (17) | |
| Start to clean up and realize that is way more than one paper towel can handle; go in search of a mop. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Laugh. Point at the mess and make fun of your buddy. | 8.0% (3) |
35 voters answered this question.
Thought you were done peeing, started to put things away and have dribble out onto you hand.
| Wiped my hands on my pants. | 25.0% (9) | |
| Just ignored it and zipped up and went on my way. | 14.0% (5) | |
| Wiped my hands on my buddy's shirt/pants. | 2.0% (1) | |
| Washed my hands in disgust. | 57.0% (20) |
35 voters answered this question.
You have a sudden and unrelenting itch in your crotch in public, what do you do?
| Discreetly scratch through my pants. | 68.0% (24) | |
| Discreetly slide my hands in my pants and scratch through my underwear. | 5.0% (2) | |
| Stick my hands in all the way and get some relief. | 5.0% (2) | |
| If no one is looking, give it a good scratch and then take a quick sniff of my finger. | 20.0% (7) |
35 voters answered this question.
While wiping, your finger pokes through the toilet paper. What do you do?
| Wipe it on your underwear. | 2.0% (1) | |
| Grab some more toilet paper and wipe it off. | 88.0% (31) | |
| Take a quick sniff before wiping it off. | 2.0% (1) | |
| Wipe it on the stall wall. | 5.0% (2) |
35 voters answered this question.
While wiping, your finger pokes through the toilet paper. What do you do?
| Wipe it on your underwear. | 2.0% (1) | |
| Grab some more toilet paper and wipe it off. | 88.0% (31) | |
| Take a quick sniff before wiping it off. | 2.0% (1) | |
| Wipe it on the stall wall. | 5.0% (2) |
35 voters answered this question.
You get an uncontrollable itch in your butt crack. What do you do?
| Reach down there and give it a good scratch. | 17.0% (6) | |
| Give yourself a wedgie and hope that takes care of it. | 8.0% (3) | |
| Scratch yourself through your underwear so there's no mess on your finger. | 74.0% (26) |
35 voters answered this question.
You get an uncontrollable itch in your butt crack. What do you do?
| Reach down there and give it a good scratch. | 17.0% (6) | |
| Give yourself a wedgie and hope that takes care of it. | 8.0% (3) | |
| Scratch yourself through your underwear so there's no mess on your finger. | 74.0% (26) |
35 voters answered this question.
You are at the dinner table with the fam when you get a sudden, uncontrollable hard on. What do you do?
| Stare at your plate and hope it goes away quickly. | 77.0% (27) | |
| Have a panicked expression on your face and dad asks what's wrong? | 2.0% (1) | |
| Spill cold water down there in hopes it will go away or at least give you an excuse to leave the table. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Start to ask permission to leave the table but stop when you realize everyone will see the tent in your pants. | 8.0% (3) | |
| Rub one out fast to get some relief. | 11.0% (4) |
35 voters answered this question.
You wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee real bad. Do you turn on the light and get blinded by the brightness?
| No. I aim well and take my chances. | 25.0% (9) | |
| No. I sit down so I won't miss. | 34.0% (12) | |
| No. I just use the sink. | 5.0% (2) | |
| Yes. Otherwise I would pee on my feet. Yuck! | 34.0% (12) |
35 voters answered this question.
You wake up in the middle of the night and have to pee real bad. Do you turn on the light and get blinded by the brightness?
| No. I aim well and take my chances. | 25.0% (9) | |
| No. I sit down so I won't miss. | 34.0% (12) | |
| No. I just use the sink. | 5.0% (2) | |
| Yes. Otherwise I would pee on my feet. Yuck! | 34.0% (12) |
35 voters answered this question.
It was a late night and now it is time to get up. You have to pee real bad but you are too tired to get up. What do you do?
| Lay there until I start to lose control. | 37.0% (13) | |
| Play with myself to get hard because every guy knows you can't pee when your hard. | 54.0% (19) | |
| Uh-oh! I waited too long but does that feel good. I'm not stopping now:) | 8.0% (3) |
35 voters answered this question.
It was a late night and now it is time to get up. You have to pee real bad but you are too tired to get up. What do you do?
| Lay there until I start to lose control. | 37.0% (13) | |
| Play with myself to get hard because every guy knows you can't pee when your hard. | 54.0% (19) | |
| Uh-oh! I waited too long but does that feel good. I'm not stopping now:) | 8.0% (3) |
35 voters answered this question.
After a good wank, what do you do with the mess on your hand?
| Wipe it on the sheets. | 20.0% (7) | |
| Rub it in with the rest of it on my body and let it dry. | 40.0% (14) | |
| Wipe it on my underwear. | 22.0% (8) | |
| Lick it off. | 17.0% (6) |
35 voters answered this question.
After a good wank, what do you do with the mess on your hand?
| Wipe it on the sheets. | 20.0% (7) | |
| Rub it in with the rest of it on my body and let it dry. | 40.0% (14) | |
| Wipe it on my underwear. | 22.0% (8) | |
| Lick it off. | 17.0% (6) |
35 voters answered this question.
OK Guys, do you feel any better about yourselves now? This kind of stuff happens to all of us now and then. Would you like to see another poll with more weird stuff we experience?
| I'm glad I am not the only one who has these kind of problems. Do another poll. | 48.0% (17) | |
| I sort of knew this but I am glad someone is talking about it. Do another poll. | 37.0% (13) | |
| This was good but it was personal enough. No more polls. | 14.0% (5) |
35 voters answered this question.
OK Guys, do you feel any better about yourselves now? This kind of stuff happens to all of us now and then. Would you like to see another poll with more weird stuff we experience?
| I'm glad I am not the only one who has these kind of problems. Do another poll. | 48.0% (17) | |
| I sort of knew this but I am glad someone is talking about it. Do another poll. | 37.0% (13) | |
| This was good but it was personal enough. No more polls. | 14.0% (5) |
35 voters answered this question.