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The Extremely Unfair Ultra Frustrating Potty Parity Poll!
If you liked my other poll this is almost a parody of it. The other one was reasonably balanced, this one is more just to completely frustrate those who want potty parity. Have fun! Make sure to read the questions/results for both sexes to frustrate yourself or to laugh at how lucky you are! Ladies prepare to be frustrated. Just pretend this poll really counts and imagine how frustrating it would be. Also please leave some messages!
(Women): How bad do you want potty parity?
| Extremely badly! | 14.0% (1) | |
| Pretty badly. | 0.0% (0) | |
| It would be pretty sweet right about now! | 14.0% (1) | |
| We're not gonna get it are we? | 71.0% (5) |
7 voters answered this question.
(Women): How often is there a huge line to the ladies room but absolutely none whatsoever at the men's room?
| Almost everywhere I go. | 28.0% (2) | |
| Very often. | 42.0% (3) | |
| Occasionally. | 28.0% (2) | |
| Rare to never. | 0.0% (0) |
7 voters answered this question.
(Women): How does that make you feel?
| I wanna storm the men's room! | 14.0% (1) | |
| Angry. | 42.0% (3) | |
| Frustrated. | 71.0% (5) | |
| Much more desperate to go than I otherwise would be if the men had a line too. | 57.0% (4) | |
| I can see the humour in it. Yeah it's unfair, but you just gotta laugh about these things. | 57.0% (4) |
7 voters answered this question.
(Women): How often is there a huge line to the men's room but absolutely none whatsoever at the ladies room?
| I have NEVER ONCE seen it happen. | 62.0% (5) | |
| It's happened before but is so rare as to cause me to do a doubletake! | 12.0% (1) | |
| It happens occasionally. | 25.0% (2) | |
| It happens often, no really it does! | 0.0% (0) |
8 voters answered this question.
(Men): How often is there a huge line to the men's room but absolutely none whatsoever at the ladies room?
| NEVER, ha! | 50.0% (5) | |
| Once or twice, it's just not fair for us that we should have to wait. | 40.0% (4) | |
| Often, no really! | 10.0% (1) |
10 voters answered this question.
(Women): Here's a case I read online. A stadium was built that had enormous lines for the ladies room for decades while the men's line was minimal to non-existent. After 20 years of lodging complains they finally gave women more toilets. But a problem arose: The men had a line! After one complaint by the men they installed more men's rooms right away. So how do you feel about that?
| Ack! Makes me wanna scream! | 42.0% (3) | |
| OMG that's soooo unfair. | 57.0% (4) | |
| I am not surprized. | 100.0% (7) | |
| Hey some things you just gotta laugh about, ha! | 28.0% (2) |
7 voters answered this question.
(Men): How does the situation in question #6 make you feel.
| Very glad I'm a guy. | 63.0% (7) | |
| That's just wrong. | 27.0% (3) | |
| Although that was wrong I'd still rather it be like that than the other way around! | 27.0% (3) | |
| My sides are splitting with laughter! | 27.0% (3) |
11 voters answered this question.
Ok girls this is where it gets really frustrating for us. Let's say there is going to be a vote on potty parity and this will affect the entire country. Here's the chance to really change things! The catch this vote is men only so don't don't vote in this one. So guys the decision is yours! Should women get potty parity?
| No, sorry ladies, just gonna have to hold it in! | 100.0% (8) | |
| Yes, I have alot of guilt for getting to pee without a wait. | 0.0% (0) |
8 voters answered this question.
Wow that last question was brutal huh girls? Ok well this one is also guys only, frustrating eh? Ok guys here's the deal. You are designing the mens and ladies rooms and have to decide how to divide the ratios of mens to women's toilets. Let's assume this is at a really crowded place so whatever sex gets the short end of the stick is gonna have quite a wait!
| 3 to 1 in favor of men. | 40.0% (4) | |
| 2 to 1 in favor of men. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Exactly equal amount. | 20.0% (2) | |
| 2 to 1 in favor of women. | 20.0% (2) | |
| 3 to 1 in favor of women. | 20.0% (2) |
10 voters answered this question.
Ok those were so frustrating questions huh ladies? Here are some decisions deeply affecting our bladder's comfort and we don't get any say at all. Well as if we haven't suffered enough let's give the guys one more question only they get to vote on! Pretty frustrating huh? Ok so here it is guys. There is a vote to be held on banning potty parity. If the ban is passed there will never be potty parity, ever! So the decision is yours!
| Ban potty parity! Then no one can complain about it ever again. | 50.0% (4) | |
| Don't ban it, leave it on the table so we can keep rejecting it over and over! | 50.0% (4) |
8 voters answered this question.
Ok ladies I bet by now we're all squirming in our seats right? Well this question we deserve another chance. This is our chance to overturn all the decisions the guys have made. Both sexes can vote in this poll. For guys to win they need 5 votes and we only need 30! Well it's a little more fair, but not alot.
| I'm a guy and I think we should keep potty parity banned! | 50.0% (5) | |
| I'm a girl and I want potty parity now! (We're not getting it are we?) | 50.0% (5) |
10 voters answered this question.
(Women): Ok last question. Let's assume guys really got to make these decisions, in fact they pretty much already do. If this survey really affected public policy how'd you feel?
| I've got some major penis envy right now. | 37.0% (3) | |
| Wow that really IS frustrating, really really frustrating. | 75.0% (6) | |
| I'd laugh it off but secretly be disappointed. | 12.0% (1) | |
| Ok I'll be honest here. Seeing how poorly we behave in the bathroom maybe we brought this on ourselves! | 37.0% (3) |
8 voters answered this question.