How should I try to pee outside?

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I've never understood what's so fascinating about p1ssing outside. I've never done it. P1ss & d1cks are so ordinary & common. If you've seen a guy's d1ck or seen him p1ss once, you've seen them all.

Medical science tells us that what the Bible calls "seed" is often found in male urine. Further, the sin of onanism is the casting of seed upon a stone. Thus one should not use those things found in the restroom. This means a true Bible believing man should only do it on the side of a tree. Do not spend eternity down below because you use a restroom!

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It's hard to believe anyone had to come right out and ASK this question, but it's also unbelievable how sheltered or uninformed some folks are about things their parents should have taught them, including how to go to the bathroom outdoors. So I'll give it the benefit of the doubt here. If you are a guy, then you do it outdoors just like indoors.... unzip pants, or pull aside basketball shorts, or whatever, to get Willy out, then just go... in the grass or against a bush or tree or fence or whatever. In one of those drive-in-circles parking ramps (EVERYONE pees there on their way to or from meetings!), do it between two cars, out of view of the elevators or security cameras. If you are a girl -- and two of your questions imply this, namely, whether to squat, and also whether to stand up -- then you are hopefully wearing a skirt or culottes because that's a LOT easier than fooling around with jeans or other slacks. The SAFE way is to do it standing up, NEVER squatting, because down in the grass is where all the chiggers, spiders, ants, poison ivy, and other hostile stuff lives, that you would NOT want to get near your bare bottom. Hike up your skirt or one leg of the culottes, stand tall, spread your legs wide, pull the crotch of your panties to one side, and just let go until you're done. Then simply snap your panties back in place and do NOT try to wipe. Girls actually do not need to wipe after peeing any more than boys do, and for VERY sound medical reasons; in fact, wiping or even blotting after peeing really leaves you less clean and sanitary than skipping the wipe (that's a whole 'nother subject though, but it's a fact). Afterward, your panties will dry clean within minutes, exactly as is the case with boys, and you will be happily relieved and back on your way to wherever. Hope this helps. :-)

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