Ultimate Men Going to the Bathroom Poll

First off, are you a male?

Alright, men. Do you tend to make a bit of a mess when standing up to pee?

Here's a true situation. My roommate likes to lift up the seat, take it out, and then just go. No aiming. He says it's relaxing and freeing to go as nature intended. Obviously, there's a quite a mess in the bathroom when he's done. What do you think of this?

Has this prompted you to at least try the "no-aim" method once?

Assuming that you will not clean up afterward, what do you hope the end result will look like?

Oh no, you are bursting! On a completely full bladder, approximately how long does it usually take to empty if you're peeing with a forceful stream?

You walk into a public restroom and are busting to drop a huge load. Upon entering the stall, you notice that the toilet has a few stray hairs on it, a few drops of pee, and a small smear of poo. It's a fairly clean bathroom other than this, however, and someone is occupying the other stall. You are about to go in your pants! How do you handle the seat?

After the relief of a lifetime, you shockingly notice there's no paper. What janitor would leave any empty roll? Bastard! Oh well, you need to leave in a hurry. How do you wipe?

Apart from the above scenario, your wiping habits are generally _______?

On average, the condition of your ass when done wiping is:

You __________ to wipe your hole ___________.

How many times do you wipe?

If you sometimes barely wipe, what is your reasoning?

On average, how long does it take you to have a BM (this includes wiping time)?

I know for a fact that some guys love to find underused public bathrooms and, for whatever reason, go in to purposely piss and shit all over with the goal of just trashing the place. Have you personally ever done this or known someone who has?

If you have done this or plan to sometime, what level of mess do you achieve?

Peeing in the shower is:

While I know that every man pees outside once in a while, how often do you poop outside?

And wiping outside?

What do you think is the primary reason that most men enjoy pissing/shitting outdoors?

Pants peeing/messing on purpose is becoming a popular trend with younger people. Assuming that you have done this on purpose sometime during your life, what do you think is the most probably reason why men and women alike are doing it?

How old are you?

Your sexual orientation is:

Thank you for participating in my poll! Will you leave a comment/post stories in the message board giving details about any of the above scenarios?