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What would you rather?
FOR GUYS: Would you rather marry a 1,000 pound ugly woman and never get a divorce, or become gay?
| Marry the lady. | 27.0% (3) | |
| Become gay. | 72.0% (8) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GUYS: Would you rather die being cremated in a crematorium alive, or drown in sewage while on live world news with your name on it?
| Be cremated. | 45.0% (5) | |
| Drown in sewage. | 54.0% (6) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GIRLS: Would you rather have to walk every block in New York City barefoot 1,000 times, or murder 1,000 innocent people?
| Barefoot in NY City 1,000 times. | 90.0% (10) | |
| Kill 1,000 innocent people. | 9.0% (1) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GIRLS: Would you rather get lost in a hostile country, or become stranded on an island for 1 year?
| Become stranded on an island for a year. | 72.0% (8) | |
| Get lost in a hostile country. | 27.0% (3) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GUYS: Would you rather find out your mom is your dad and your dad is your mom, or die at 40?
| Die at 40. | 36.0% (4) | |
| Find out that my mom and dad are opposite. | 63.0% (7) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GUYS: Would you rather wake up in North Korea, or 1940's Germany?
| North Korea | 63.0% (7) | |
| 1940's Germany | 36.0% (4) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GIRLS: Would you rather have the number system become backwards one day, or the alphabet?
| The number system. | 9.0% (1) | |
| The alphabet. | 90.0% (10) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GIRLS: Would you rather become violently ill on live TV, or be known as the most consipated person ever?
| Violently ill on live TV. | 63.0% (7) | |
| Be known as the most constipated person ever. | 36.0% (4) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GUYS: Would you rather die tommorrow, or yesterday?
| Tomorrow. | 54.0% (6) | |
| Yesterday. | 45.0% (5) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GUYS: Would you rather be decapitated, or disemboweled?
| Decapitated. | 90.0% (10) | |
| Disemboweled. | 9.0% (1) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GIRLS: Would you rather be struck by lightning, or fall down a near endless hole?
| Be struck by lightning. | 63.0% (7) | |
| Fall down the hole. | 36.0% (4) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GIRLS: Would you rather be violently allergic to almost everything, or have to be barefoot on your job as a sewer inspector each day?
| Be violently allergic to almost everything. | 18.0% (2) | |
| Be barefoot each day as a sewer inspector. | 81.0% (9) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GUYS: Would you rather die in your friend's septic tank, or have no arms or legs for ever?
| Die in my friend's septic tank. | 63.0% (7) | |
| Have no arms or legs for ever. | 36.0% (4) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GUYS: Would you rather be eaten alive by a crocidile, or a shark?
| Crocidile | 27.0% (3) | |
| Shark | 72.0% (8) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GIRLS: Would you rather discover your actually dead, or be $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in debt?
| Be that far in debt. | 45.0% (5) | |
| Discover I'm actually dead. | 54.0% (6) |
11 voters answered this question.
FOR GIRLS: Would you rather have no nice clothes on your wedding and no nice rings or any relatives and then die on the anniversary, or have to go barefoot in a never cleaned dirty men's public restroom wet with urine and feces for ten days?
| Wedding one. | 18.0% (2) | |
| Bathroom one. | 81.0% (9) |
11 voters answered this question.