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What if...(Pee scenarios)

Posted 2009-06-03 by -Joe 41 voters
Regardless of your gender, in all these scenarios, you're wearing pants. Sorry. But I'm not going to type out "Shorts/Dress/Pants/Skirt/Etc" every time that sort of thing comes up. Also, there will be some instances where a choice reads "Pee (not in pants)." This means completely that you would completely empty your bladder. Not just removing the clothing and peeing a little bit and then getting dressed again. One last thing! If you have time to kill, stop by http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/435112 if you would like to play a hold it game.
You're at work, and your genders' restrooms suddenly close, due to a pipe that's burst. The other gender's restroom is still open. It is break time. You need to pee very badly. There is a dime-sized wet spot on your clothing, and you don't know how much longer you have before you wet yourself completely. You...
(m) Ask if you can use the women's restroom
15.0% (6)
(m) Use the women's restroom without bothering to ask for permission
10.0% (4)
(m) Go outside and pee in plain view of everyone (not in your pants)
0.0% (0)
(m) Wet your pants completely
7.0% (3)
(m) Try to pee a small amount, hoping this will help you hold it
2.0% (1)
(m) Go outside and try to pee discreetly (not in your pants)
5.0% (2)
(m) Get in your car and pee on the floorboard
2.0% (1)
(m) Get in your car and wet your pants completely
2.0% (1)
(f) Ask if you can use the men's restroom
10.0% (4)
(f) Use the men's restroom without bothering to ask for permission
15.0% (6)
(f) Go outside and pee in plain view of everyone (not in your pants)
2.0% (1)
(f) Wet your pants completely
12.0% (5)
(f) Pee a small amount into your pants (not enough to show), hoping this will help you hold it
10.0% (4)
(f) Go outside and try to pee discreetly (not in your pants)
2.0% (1)
(f) Get in your car and pee on the floorboard
0.0% (0)
(f) Get in your car and wet your pants completely
2.0% (1)
40 voters answered this question.
If you said you would try to pee a little at a time... 15 minutes goes by (break time is now over) before you're briefly overcome by a wave of pain and pee more than intended. You now have a teacup-sized wet patch on your pants. People are beginning to point at you and exchange whispers. Even though you are trying your hardest to stop, you are peeing two or three drops every second. You're most likely to...
(m) Ask permission to use the women's restroom
10.0% (3)
(m) Use the women's restroom without bothering to ask permission
6.0% (2)
(m) Wet your pants completely
17.0% (5)
(m) Keep trying to hold it, even though it's hopeless
6.0% (2)
(f) Ask permission to use the men's restroom
0.0% (0)
(f) Use the men's restroom without bothering to ask permission
27.0% (8)
(f) Wet your pants completely
17.0% (5)
(f) Keep trying to hold it, even though it's hopeless
13.0% (4)
29 voters answered this question.
You're sitting in a restraunt, enjoying a meal, when you hear a faint splattering noise, just for a second or two. You look around, curious. At the same time as a waiter, you notice a small, yellow puddle underneath a man's chair. When asked about it, the man looks down, surprised. He stands up, and the front of his pants are completely dry. He appologizes to the waiter, saying, "I guess I forgot to change my diaper before I came into town." You would most likely...
(m) Be disgusted
5.0% (2)
(m) Feel sorry for him
38.0% (15)
(f) Be disgusted
7.0% (3)
(f) Feel sorry for him
35.0% (14)
(m) Feel sorry for him & wet yourself completely to make him feel better
5.0% (2)
(f) Feel sorry for him & wet yourself completely to make him feel better
7.0% (3)
39 voters answered this question.
You're in a movie theatre, watching what might just be the best movie you've ever seen. You've been aware of your growing need to pee, but have been reluctant to go use the restrooms because the movie's THAT good. You sneeze and start to pee your pants. It takes you three seconds to stop the flow. You...
(m) Go to the restrooms
2.0% (1)
(m) Try to hold it
20.0% (8)
(m) Wet yourself completely
12.0% (5)
(f) Go to the restrooms
12.0% (5)
(f) Try to hold it
20.0% (8)
(f) Wet yourself completely
15.0% (6)
(m) Pee a small amount in your pants, hoping this will help you hold it
10.0% (4)
(f) Pee a small amount in your pants, hoping this will help you hold it
7.0% (3)
40 voters answered this question.
If you said you were going to try and hold it.... Ten minutes have passed and the movie's clearly in it's climax now. But you're in constant pain. You don't know how much longer you can hold it. You might lose control at any moment. Only one things is certain: You will not make it until the end of the movie. You...
(m) Go to the restrooms
9.0% (3)
(m) Keep trying to hold it, even though it's hopeless
21.0% (7)
(m) Wet yourself completely
15.0% (5)
(f) Go to the restrooms
15.0% (5)
(f) Keep trying to hold it, even though it's hopeless
27.0% (9)
(f) Wet yourself completely
12.0% (4)
33 voters answered this question.
You have driven out of town with a friend to a huge mall. When you arrive, you are have to pee pretty badly. On a scale of 1-10, your need is about a 7. (1 = Empty bladder, 10 = Wetting yourself completely). You head straight for the restrooms, but discover there is quite a line. A few minutes pass. You're the next person in line. Then, you notice the person behind you. They're groaning, crossing their legs, holding themselves, and looking as though they might cry. Your need to pee increases to an 8. The person who had been using the restroom is now done. It's your turn. You...
(m) Go in the restroom and pee, causing the other person to wet their pants completely
10.0% (4)
(m) Let the other person go ahead of you. Worst case scenario, you will end up with a tea-cup sized wet patch on your pants.
35.0% (14)
(f) Go in the restroom and pee, causing the other person to wet their pants completely
23.0% (9)
(f) Let the other person go ahead of you. Worst case scenario, you will end up with a tea-cup sized wet patch on your pants.
30.0% (12)
39 voters answered this question.
You wake up in the middle of the night to discover that you have wet the bed. You...
(m) Cry for a while before going back to sleep in the pee soaked bed
2.0% (1)
(m) Cry for a while before going back to sleep on the floor
0.0% (0)
(m) Simply go back to sleep in the pee soaked bed
19.0% (8)
(m) Simply go back to sleep on the floor
4.0% (2)
(f) Cry for a while before going back to sleep in the pee soaked bed
0.0% (0)
(f) Cry for a while before going back to sleep on the floor
0.0% (0)
(f) Simply go back to sleep in the pee soaked bed
21.0% (9)
(f) Simply go back to sleep on the floor
0.0% (0)
(m) Cry, clean the bed, go to sleep in the bed
4.0% (2)
(f) Cry, clean the bed, go to sleep in the bed
4.0% (2)
(m) Clean the bed and go to sleep in it
14.0% (6)
(f) Clean the bed and go to sleep in it
26.0% (11)
41 voters answered this question.
For the purpose of this scenario, you have a significant other. You have been dating for two years. Up until just recently, you've had to live far apart and have never slept together. But now that circumstances allow it, you're planning to get an apartment and live together. One day, before you get the apartment, your significant other confesses that they occasionally wet the bed, so they wear diapers at night. You...
(m) Are disgusted, but decide you can live with it
0.0% (0)
(m) Are disgusted, and end the relationship
0.0% (0)
(m) Are uncomfortable, but decide you can live with it
2.0% (1)
(m) Are okay with it
43.0% (18)
(f) Are disgusted, but decide you can live with it
4.0% (2)
(f) Are disgusted, and end the relationship
4.0% (2)
(f) Are uncomfortable, but decide you can live with it
12.0% (5)
(f) Are okay with it
31.0% (13)
41 voters answered this question.
You're taking a shower and get the need to pee. It's not an urgent need. You...
(m) Hold it
4.0% (2)
(m) Pee in the shower
41.0% (17)
(f) Hold it
12.0% (5)
(f) Pee in the shower
41.0% (17)
41 voters answered this question.
You're taking a long, long walk with a friend, who has been going through some tough times. Worried about not seeming attentive enough, you have not left your friends side, even for a second -- not even to relieve your aching bladder. You convince your friend to turn and head back toward the town, but are still 30 minutes from the nearest toilet. When you are sure your friend isn't looking, you're having to grab yourself to help make sure you don't wet your pants. Your underwear are starting to feel damp, but your pants appear dry. You're having serious doubts about lasting 30 minutes. You know for certain that your friend will be disgusted if you do anything but pee in a toilet. No one is around but you and your friend. You...
(m) Hold it
7.0% (3)
(m) Pee (not in your pants)
25.0% (10)
(m) Wet your pants completely
7.0% (3)
(m) Pee a small amount in your pants (hoping it will help you hold it)
5.0% (2)
(f) Hold it
22.0% (9)
(f) Pee (not in your pants)
10.0% (4)
(f) Wet your pants completely
10.0% (4)
(f) Pee a small amount in your pants (hoping it will help you hold it)
12.0% (5)
40 voters answered this question.
If you said you were going to hold it... You're back in town now, but still 10 minutes from a toilet. You're starting to lose control. You're peeing in small spurts. Your friend looks down and says, "Oh my god, you freak! That's so gross!" Peeing on the side of the road (or anything like that) is no longer an option, as there are people nearby, one of which is a police officer. You...
(m) Try to hold it (Worst case scenario, you will have a dinner plate-sized wet patch on your pants by the time you reach the toilet)
20.0% (6)
(m) Wet your pants completely
17.0% (5)
(f) Try to hold it (Worst case scenario, you will have a dinner plate-sized wet patch on your pants by the time you reach the toilet)
44.0% (13)
(f) Wet yourself completely
17.0% (5)
29 voters answered this question.
Your friend reveals that they had an accident the other day, completely soaking their pants. And then they confess that it aroused them. They propose you give it a try. You would be most likely to say....
(m) "No"
5.0% (2)
(m) "No, and I can't believe you. You're disgusting."
0.0% (0)
(m) "Okay"
20.0% (8)
(m) "I already do that sort of thing. It arouses me, too"
17.0% (7)
(f) "No"
5.0% (2)
(f) "No, and I can't believe you. You're disgusting."
2.0% (1)
(f) "Okay"
15.0% (6)
(f) "I already do that sort of thing. It arouses me, too."
32.0% (13)
(m) "I like to wet my pants...But I don't find it arousing."
2.0% (1)
(f) "I like to wet my pants...But I don't find it arousing."
0.0% (0)
40 voters answered this question.
You're out shopping. A person approaches you and asks if you know where the restrooms are. But as you start to answer, they wet their pants completely. You...
(m) Are disgusted, but give them the directions, even though it's pointless
10.0% (4)
(m) Are disgusted
0.0% (0)
(m) Console them
27.0% (11)
(m) Pretend you didn't see it and walk away
12.0% (5)
(f) Are disgusted, but give them the directions, even though it's pointless
10.0% (4)
(f) Are disgusted
0.0% (0)
(f) Console them
22.0% (9)
(f) Pretend you didn't see it and walk away
17.0% (7)
40 voters answered this question.
Are there any other scenarios you would like me to add to this poll?
(m) Ask your boss if you can be excused
18.0% (5)
(m) Try to hold it
11.0% (3)
(m) Pee a small amount in your pants, hoping it will help you hold it
7.0% (2)
(m) Wet yourself completely
7.0% (2)
(f) Ask your boss if you can be excused
14.0% (4)
(f) Try to hold it
29.0% (8)
(f) Pee a small amount in your pants, hoping it will help you hold it
3.0% (1)
(f) Wet yourself completely
7.0% (2)
27 voters answered this question.
(This question by special request.) You're at work, and it's time for your review. You have ten minutes before your meeting is scheduled to start, so you decide now would be the perfect time to visit the restroom. Your bladder's very full, it's starting to hurt. You have your hand on the restroom door when you hear your boss (who is quite the jerk) call your name. "Time for your review." When you try to explain that you need a minute or two, your boss says, "Conference room. Now." You know your boss is looking for any reason - however small - to fire you. And you need this job. Reluctantly, you head into the conference room. Much to your boss's (and your bladder's) displeasure, you've performed well enough and the meeting is lasting much longer than either of you expected. After about 15 minutes, your bladder nears it's limit. Your legs are crossed and you're having to hold yourself. Thanks to the conference table, your boss can't see you're doing this. Suddenly, you feel a small trickle of pee escape into your pants. You...
(m) Ask your boss if you can be excused
18.0% (5)
(m) Try to hold it
11.0% (3)
(m) Pee a small amount in your pants, hoping it will help you hold it
7.0% (2)
(m) Wet yourself completely
7.0% (2)
(f) Ask your boss if you can be excused
14.0% (4)
(f) Try to hold it
29.0% (8)
(f) Pee a small amount in your pants, hoping it will help you hold it
3.0% (1)
(f) Wet yourself completely
7.0% (2)
27 voters answered this question.
Above question continued...Your boss refuses to let you leave the meeting. If you said you were going to try to hold it, you are able to do so. But you now have a teacup sized wet patch on your pants. As soon as the meeting is over, you head quickly for the restrooms. But someone has apparently gotten sick right in front of the restroom doors. Until the mess can be cleaned, the restroom's closed. You lose control of your bladder for a few seconds, peeing forcefully into your pants. By the time you regain control, you have a cereal bowl sized wet patch on your pants. You...
(m) Wet your pants completely
13.0% (3)
(m) Run outside and wet your pants completely
4.0% (1)
(m) Run outside and pee (not in your pants)
27.0% (6)
(m) Run to your car and pee on the floor board
0.0% (0)
(f) Wet your pants completely
4.0% (1)
(f) Run outside and wet your pants completely
9.0% (2)
(f) Run outside and pee (not in your pants)
27.0% (6)
(f) Run to your car and pee on the floor board
13.0% (3)
22 voters answered this question.
(Boss, conerence room scenario continued) If you said you would try peeing a small amount into your pants....a wave of pain sweeps through you at the exact moment you start to urinate. The pee gushes into your pants for five seconds. There is a loud splattering noise. Your boss looks down at the floor, then up at you. "You are SO fired." You....
(m) Wet yourself completely
31.0% (5)
(m) Make a run for the restrooms, even though you will lose all control before you get there
6.0% (1)
(m) Try to make it outside/to your car, even though you will lose all control before you get there
0.0% (0)
(f) Wet yourself completely
31.0% (5)
(f) Make a run for the restrooms, even though you will lose all control before you get there
25.0% (4)
(f) Try to make it outside/to your car, even though you will lose all control before you get there
6.0% (1)
16 voters answered this question.
(This question by special request) **Beach scenario: Question 1** You're spending a day at the beach. (You're wearing a swim suit.) After a few hours, you feel like taking a nice nap in the sun. When you wake up, you realize you need to pee. It's not an urgent need. You could easily hold it for a half hour. You look over toward the restrooms and see there's quite the line. You...
(m) Hold it, but don't get in line
0.0% (0)
(m) Hold it and get in line
0.0% (0)
(m) Wet yourself completely. As you haven't been swimming in a while, your suit is dry. It would be extremely obvious to everyone what you are doing.
8.0% (1)
(m) Go into the water and wet yourself completely.
33.0% (4)
(f) Hold it, but don't get in line
25.0% (3)
(f) Hold it and get in line
0.0% (0)
(f) Wet yourself completely. As you haven't been swimming in a while, your suit is dry. It would be extremely obvious to everyone what you are doing.
8.0% (1)
(f) Go into the water and wet yourself completely.
25.0% (3)
12 voters answered this question.
If you're holding it, but not in line...You go about your fun. We'll say you've been swimming. A half hour passes. Now, whenever you sit, you find it impossible to do so without squirming. Throwing another glance back at the line, you see it's just as long as it was before. You...
(m) Wet yourself completely, but not in the water. Your suit is fairly wet already. What you're doing will be obvious - but only to someone who's looking directly at you.
25.0% (2)
(m) Get in the water and wet yourself completely
0.0% (0)
(m) Get in line (Worst case scenario - you wet yourself a small amount by accident while you're waiting. At most, one person might notice)
0.0% (0)
(f) Wet yourself completely, but not in the water. Your suit is fairly wet already. What you're doing will be obvious - but only to someone who's looking directly at you.
12.0% (1)
(f) Get in the water and wet yourself completely
37.0% (3)
(f) Get in line (Worst case scenario - you wet yourself a small amount by accident while you're waiting. At most, one person might notice)
25.0% (2)
8 voters answered this question.
(Beach scenario Question 1 continued....) If you said you would hold it and get in line right away....You're now fifth in line. Your bladder's starting to ache a little. But you'll make it to the toilet with no real problems. (The walkway leading to the toilets is cement, like a sidewalk). The person in front of you, who is not in a swim suit, has been holding their crotch for the past few minutes. All of a sudden, they start whimpering. A few seconds later, they're openly crying, and peeing forcefully against their will. Before you can move out of the way, their pee splashes onto your feet. You...
(m) Are disgusted and tell them off
0.0% (0)
(m) Are disgusted, but are also understanding. You try to console them.
0.0% (0)
(m) Are disgusted, but are also understanding. But you do not console them.
0.0% (0)
(m) Are not disgusted, but don't console them
0.0% (0)
(m) Are not disgusted, and you console them
25.0% (2)
(f) Are disgusted and tell them off
12.0% (1)
(f) Are disgusted, but are also understanding. You try to console them.
12.0% (1)
(f) Are disgusted, but are also understanding. But you do not console them.
0.0% (0)
(f) Are not disgusted, but don't console them
0.0% (0)
(f) Are not disgusted, and you console them
50.0% (4)
8 voters answered this question.
(Another request!) You're on an airplane, taking a long flight. You have a urinary tract infection. (For those who may not know, this may cause a person to have extremely strong urges to urinate). You need to pee. It's not much now, but you realize it could become an "emergency" at any moment. The seat belt sign is currently off. There is a short line for the restrooms. The flight has at least one hour left. You....
(m) Get in line for the restrooms
25.0% (3)
(m) Try to hold it
0.0% (0)
(m) Wet yourself completely
8.0% (1)
(f) Get in line for the restrooms
41.0% (5)
(f) Try to hold it
25.0% (3)
(f) Wet yourself completely
0.0% (0)
12 voters answered this question.
If you said you would get in line...**Flight: Question 2** You're now second in line. The plane encounters turbulence and the seat belt sign comes on. The flight attendents tell you that you MUST return to your seat NOW for your own safety. You...
(m) Do as they say
25.0% (3)
(m) Refuse
8.0% (1)
(f) Do as they say
25.0% (3)
(f) Refuse
41.0% (5)
12 voters answered this question.
(Flight Question 1 and 2 continued here...) If you said you were just going to hold it to begin with *OR* returned to your seat when told....You're squirming in your seat. Your need to pee has increased drastically. You begin to feel a slow trickle of pee escaping, into your pants. Despite all your efforts, after only one minute, you have a teacup-sized wet patch on your pants. The seat belt sign is still on. You...
(m) Get up and use the restrooms, dealing with the consequences later
0.0% (0)
(m) Wet your pants competely
10.0% (1)
(m) Do your best to hold it
20.0% (2)
(m) Attempt peeing a small amount in your pants to help you hold it
0.0% (0)
(f) Get up and use the restrooms, dealing with the consequences later
30.0% (3)
(f) Wet your pants competely
0.0% (0)
(f) Do your best to hold it
40.0% (4)
(f) Attempt peeing a small amount in your pants to help you hold it
0.0% (0)
10 voters answered this question.
Due to the urinary tract infection you have, you are unable to hold it. So, if you chose "Do your best to hold it" OR "Attempt peeing a small amount" in the last question, the end result is the same, and this question is for you, either way...Despite all your efforts, you are now peeing in spurts. After about 30 seconds, your wet patch is now the size of a cereal bowl. The person next to you, notices your problem. As you feel yourself losing all control, and start peeing a constant, forceful flow into your pants, the person next to you picks up their drink and acts like they need to stretch. While doing so, they drop their cup, pretending it was an accident. It lands on your lap. A flight attended comes around and sees your wet pants and the cup in your lap. The passenger next to you says, "I'm sorry. I spilled my drink on 'em. Can we get some towels or something?" The flight attended leaves to get some. You look to the other passenger and...
(m) Thank them
30.0% (3)
(m) Are angry with them
0.0% (0)
(f) Thank them
60.0% (6)
(f) Are angry with them
10.0% (1)
10 voters answered this question.