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When was the last time you (guys only)
Some questions for guys
When was the last time you had a bath or shower
- Earlier today
- Last night
- Yesterday morning
- Two days ago
- 3 - 5 days ago
- Over 5 days ago
When was the last time you had a pee
- In the last half an hour
- In the last 3 hours
- In the last 5 hours
- In the last 7 hours
- In the last 12 hours
- Over 12 hours ago
When did you last have an erection
- Got one now
- In the last half an hour
- About an hour ago
- About 2 or 3 hours ago
- Over 3 hours ago
- When I woke up this morning
- Yesterday
- Can't remember
Do you think your penis is
- Smaller than most other guys my age
- A little bit smaller than most other guys my age
- About average in size
- A bit bigger than most other guys my age
- Much bigger than most other guys my age
When did you last have a poo
- In the last half an hour
- In the last 6 hours
- Earlier today
- Yesterday
- Two days ago
- Three days ago
- Four days ago
- Five or more days ago
When did you last masturbate
- Doing it now
- In the last half an hour
- In the last 6 hours
- Earlier today
- Yesterday
- Two days ago
- Three days ago
- Four days ago
- 5 - 7 days ago
- Last week
- 2-3 weeks ago
- Before that
- Never masturbated
How often do you masturbate
- Never
- Once or twice a month
- Once a week
- Two or three times a week
- 4 - 6 times a week
- Every day
- 2 - 3 times a day
- More than 3 times a day
Are you circumsized
- Yes
- No
When you poop, do you
- Fart a lot, usually loudly
- Usually leave large skidmarks on the bowl
- Stink up the toilet something awful
- Try and fart softly
- Inspect your poop closely before you flush
- Often not flush so that others can see your poop
- Sometimes not wipe your ass
- Splash the water up onto your ass
- Sometimes clog up the toilet
- Sometimes leave the door open
- Sing in the toilet
If you could change your penis, you would
- Make it longer when hard
- Make it thicker when hard
- Make it longer when soft
- Make it thicker when soft
- Have it circumsized
- Make it uncircumsized
- Have bigger balls
- Have lower hanging balls
- Make it shorter when hard
- Make it thinner when hard
- Make it shorter when soft
- Make it thinner when soft
- Have smaller balls
- Have tighter balls
- Have it a bit lighter in colour
- Have it straighter
- Have it a bit curved
- Have a bigger head
- I'm just fine with it in general
This poll was
- Lame
- Ok
- Cool