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Beach Peeing
How do you go about answering the "call of nature" while at the beach on those nice, hot, sunny days? This poll is designed for both guys and girls of all ages, so everyone take it.
1. Your gender:
| Male | 55.0% (65) | |
| Female | 44.0% (53) |
118 voters answered this question.
2. Your Age Catagory:
| >10 | 2.0% (3) | |
| 11-15 | 39.0% (47) | |
| 16-20 | 27.0% (32) | |
| 21-30 | 16.0% (20) | |
| 31-40 | 2.0% (3) | |
| 41-50 | 10.0% (12) | |
| 51+ | 0.0% (1) |
118 voters answered this question.
3. Do you go to the beach?
| Yes | 99.0% (117) | |
| No (Don't continue with poll) | 0.0% (1) |
118 voters answered this question.
4. While at the beach, do you get the urge to pee?
| Yes | 97.0% (115) | |
| No (Don't continue with poll) | 2.0% (3) |
118 voters answered this question.
5. Do you relieve yourself when this urge hits you?
| Yes | 97.0% (115) | |
| No (Don't continue with poll) | 2.0% (3) |
118 voters answered this question.
6. Scenerio One: You are with family or friends at the beach. You are all laying on towels soaking up the sun. On this day in particular, the beach is rather crowded. Suddenly that half a gallon of coke you drank a half an hour ago made it through your system and you realize you need to pee NOW! Restrooms are a good distance away and technically you don't think you could wait in those long lines. So, what do you do?
| Start walking to the restrooms anyway....when you have to pee, you want privacy! | 4.0% (5) | |
| Head out into the ocean.....it's not that far of a walk......and while you're there you might go for a swim! | 33.0% (39) | |
| (For guys) - Whip out your "equipment" and let 'er rip right where you're laying. | 12.0% (15) | |
| (For girls) - Sit up, pull your bottoms aside (or down) and pee right where you are. | 11.0% (14) | |
| (For guys and girls) - Pee through suit where you are. | 11.0% (13) | |
| (For guys and girls) - "Decide" it's time to tan your back, lay on your stomach, and pee through suit. | 13.0% (16) | |
| (For guys and girls) - Sit up, dig a small hole in the sand, move suit aside, and pee in hole. | 7.0% (9) | |
| Other (specify) | 5.0% (7) |
118 voters answered this question.
7. Scenerio Two: You are playing beach volleyball with some friends. The game is intense and your team is winning. Suddenly, you know that you HAVE to pee, but you don't want to stop the game just so you can relieve yourself, nor do you wont to upset your friends by leavin them one player short while you go wait in line forever just to pee. But, with all the running around you're doing, you know you have to go now or risk an imbarrising accident, so, how do you relieve yourself?
| Sorry team.....I'm heading to the restrooms. | 8.0% (10) | |
| Just a minuet.....let me go into the water.....it's just right there. | 19.0% (23) | |
| Me, embarrised? Not....I'll just pee on myself and then wash off later. | 26.0% (31) | |
| (For guys) - Whip 'er out and pee real fast. | 19.0% (23) | |
| (For girls) - Squat and pee. | 11.0% (13) | |
| (For guys and girls) - Sit down in the sand and pee through suit OR with suit pulled aside. | 8.0% (10) | |
| Other (specify) | 6.0% (8) |
118 voters answered this question.
8. Scenerio Three: You are sitting in a lounge chair chatting with someone of the opposite sex (friend or stranger). The conversation is getting good but that large mt. dew you drank about 20 minuets ago was too. Now you are really suffering. You don't know if you can hold it in any longer but you don't want to just leave the other person hangin while you go wait in the loooong bathroom lines. So, what do you do?
| We'll chat again.....I need to head to those restrooms fast! | 10.0% (12) | |
| Feel like takin a dip? I'll just invite (him or her) along into the water claiming to be "too hot". And, while we're there why not pee?! | 41.0% (49) | |
| Slowly relieve myself in the chair without making them notice. | 13.0% (16) | |
| (For guys) - Turn, whip out penis, pee, continue talking. | 11.0% (13) | |
| (For girls) - Turn, pull bottoms aside, pee, continue talking. | 11.0% (13) | |
| (For both) - Sit on ground, pee through suit or with suit pulled aside. | 7.0% (9) | |
| Other (specify) | 5.0% (6) |
118 voters answered this question.
9. While peeing in the ocean, how far out in the water do you go?
| Just a step or two in (water at ankles) | 21.0% (25) | |
| About up to my knees. | 3.0% (4) | |
| About waist level. | 52.0% (62) | |
| Chest level. | 15.0% (18) | |
| Until I can no longer stand on the ground (floating). | 7.0% (9) |
118 voters answered this question.
10. When peeing in the ocean do you:
| pee through suit. | 61.0% (73) | |
| pull suit down. | 13.0% (16) | |
| take suit off. | 5.0% (6) | |
| Pull suit aside. | 8.0% (10) | |
| (For guys) Pull penis through leg, over waist band, or through fly. | 11.0% (13) |
118 voters answered this question.
11. When using the restrooms at the beach, how long would you say you wait in line?
| less than five minuets | 70.0% (83) | |
| 6-10 min. | 16.0% (20) | |
| 11-15 min. | 5.0% (7) | |
| More than 15 min. | 6.0% (8) |
118 voters answered this question.
12. Have you ever gotten so impatient while waiting in line that you left and found somewhere else to pee?
| Yes | 77.0% (92) | |
| No | 22.0% (26) |
118 voters answered this question.
13. Overall, what do you rate this poll? ( 1 is extremely horrible, 5 is so-so, 10 is totally awesome )
| 1 | 1.0% (2) | |
| 2 | 0.0% (1) | |
| 3 | 0.0% (1) | |
| 4 | 2.0% (3) | |
| 5 | 20.0% (24) | |
| 6 | 11.0% (14) | |
| 7 | 15.0% (18) | |
| 8 | 16.0% (20) | |
| 9 | 6.0% (8) | |
| 10 | 22.0% (27) |
118 voters answered this question.
14. While you leave comments or stories in the message boards?
| Yes | 22.0% (26) | |
| No | 77.0% (92) |
118 voters answered this question.