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Guys: do you piss loud into the water, or try to keep quiet?
Because I care.
What are MOST toilets like where you live?
| Most have a high water-level making it impossible or hard to piss on the porcelain. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Most have a low water-level making it possible to piss on the porcelain. | 100.0% (4) |
4 voters answered this question.
If you live where most toilets have a HIGH water-level:
| I don't. (See section below.) | 75.0% (3) | |
| I always piss loud into the water without shame. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I sometimes piss loud into the water depending on who can hear me. Other times I try to piss on the porcelain if possible. | 25.0% (1) | |
| I always try to piss on the porcelain if possible. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I sit down. | 0.0% (0) |
4 voters answered this question.
If you live where most toilets have a LOW water-level:
| I don't. (I filled in the section above.) | 0.0% (0) | |
| I always piss loud into the water without shame. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I sometimes piss loud into the water depending on who can hear me. Other times I try to piss on the porcelain if possible. | 50.0% (2) | |
| I always try to piss on the porcelain if possible. | 50.0% (2) | |
| I sit down. | 0.0% (0) |
4 voters answered this question.
Who do you NOT like hearing you piss?
| No one. I'm completely uninhibited and always piss loud no matter who can hear me. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Immediate female family or female roommates. | 50.0% (2) | |
| Extended female family. | 25.0% (1) | |
| Female friends. | 25.0% (1) | |
| My girlfriend. | 0.0% (0) | |
| All other females. | 50.0% (2) | |
| Immediate male family or male roommates. | 25.0% (1) | |
| Extended male family. | 25.0% (1) | |
| Male friends. | 25.0% (1) | |
| My boyfriend. | 0.0% (0) | |
| All other males. | 50.0% (2) |
4 voters answered this question.
If you prefer pissing LOUD (either exclusively or sometimes), then why?
| It makes me feel like a man. | 50.0% (1) | |
| It feels like an act of exhibitionism. | 100.0% (2) | |
| It suggests to all who can hear that I've got a big dick. | 0.0% (0) | |
| It feels like an achievement. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I like to gross people out. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I like the sound. | 50.0% (1) | |
| It's just easiest. | 0.0% (0) |
2 voters answered this question.
If you prefer pissing QUIET whenever possible, then why?
| Pissing loud feels like an act of exhibitionism. | 50.0% (1) | |
| Pissing loud alerts all who can hear to the presence of my dick. | 100.0% (2) | |
| I consider urine gross, and don't want people thinking of mine. | 0.0% (0) |
2 voters answered this question.
If you piss LOUD exclusively, what do you think of people who are jealous of your ability to do so?
| It makes me feel elite - like I'm better than them. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I feel sorry for them, and are glad I don't have those inhibitions. | 100.0% (1) | |
| I have no opinion. | 0.0% (0) |
1 voters answered this question.
If you prefer pissing QUIET whenever possible, what do you think of those who piss loud exclusively?
| I wish I was that liberated. | 33.0% (1) | |
| I think they're brave. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I think they're unrefined. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I have no opinion. | 66.0% (2) |
3 voters answered this question.
Disregarding your toilet habits, how loud of a pisser do you think you are by default, in comparison to other males?
| Extremely loud. | 0.0% (0) | |
| A bit louder then average. | 0.0% (0) | |
| About average. | 50.0% (2) | |
| Quieter than average. | 50.0% (2) |
4 voters answered this question.
Do you flush after taking a piss?
| Always, and I even flush a second time if there's froth left over. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Always, but I don't worry if there's froth left over after flushing. | 75.0% (3) | |
| Some of the time. | 25.0% (1) | |
| Never. | 0.0% (0) |
4 voters answered this question.
If you sometimes or always DON'T flush after taking a piss, then why?
| It makes me feel like a man. | 0.0% (0) | |
| It feels like an act of exhibitionism. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Leaving a toilet full of my own dark, yellow, frothy piss feels like an achievement. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I like to gross people out. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I'm too lazy. | 0.0% (0) |
Do you close the door when taking a piss?
| Always. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Sometimes, depending on who might see me and where I am. | 100.0% (4) | |
| Never, under any circumstances. | 0.0% (0) |
4 voters answered this question.
If you sometimes or always DON'T close the door when taking a piss, then why?
| It makes me feel like a man. | 0.0% (0) | |
| It feels like an act of exhibitionism. | 100.0% (2) | |
| The increased noise suggests to all who can hear that I've got a big dick. | 0.0% (0) | |
| The increased noise feels like more of an achievement. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I like to gross people out. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I'm too lazy. | 50.0% (1) |
2 voters answered this question.
Which of the following best reflects your views on toilet design?
| All toilets should be shaped in a way that forces everyone to piss loud into the water because it's part of being a man. | 0.0% (0) | |
| All toilets should be shaped in a way that makes pissing on the porcelain easy, giving people a choice. | 100.0% (4) | |
| All toilets should be shaped in a way that discourages pissing loud into the water. | 0.0% (0) |
4 voters answered this question.
If you're STRAIGHT, check all that apply:
| I have no interest in the sound of other guys pissing. | 100.0% (2) | |
| I get off on the sound of my own pissing. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I get off on the sound of other guys pissing, but I'm straight - I SWEAR! | 0.0% (0) | |
| When pissing loud I sometimes or always get hard. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I've masturbated immediately after taking a long, loud piss. | 0.0% (0) |
2 voters answered this question.
If you're GAY/BI, check all that apply:
| I have no interest in the sound of other guys pissing. | 50.0% (1) | |
| I get off on the sound of my own pissing. | 50.0% (1) | |
| I get off on the sound of other guys pissing. | 50.0% (1) | |
| When pissing loud I sometimes or always get hard. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I've masturbated immediately after taking a long, loud piss. | 0.0% (0) |
2 voters answered this question.
Do you piss excellence?
| HELL YEAH! | 66.0% (2) | |
| No. I'm emasculated. | 0.0% (0) | |
| I don't know what this means. | 33.0% (1) |
3 voters answered this question.