as a child i would have been punished (yes spanked) for peeing outside. but when i was ten i went camping with my father and brothers. we had set up camp and then went for a hike. it had been about an hour when i suddenly had to pee. My father told me i could just go against a tree since we were out in the woods. soon all four of us had done our part in watering the campground trees, and were laughing about it. My father warned us though not do that in public. about three weeks later, i was at a family reunion when the flood gates opened up, so i just found a tree and went full monty (pants and underwear on the ground, shirt lifted to my neck. when suddenly i got a stinging slap across my bared bottom, my mother had come up behind me and spanked my behind right there. i almost thought i was going to get belted by dad also, but he just talked to me instead and let me off. well i never went full monty again, and only occassionly against it tree when it was neccessary, (at least as far as my parents know).
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outdoor bathrooms, redneck moments
Jeff Foxworthy once made the statement, "You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom in the middle of the night requires shoes and a flashlight." I was just wondering what other peoples experience is with using the bathroom outside.
Have you ever peed outside of an established building.(porter potties do not count for this one.)
| Yes (please relieve yourself below) | 93.0% (14) | |
| No (please Hold yourself till the end) | 6.0% (1) |
15 voters answered this question.
As a child
| our bathroom was in the house | 78.0% (11) | |
| our bathroom was outside the house | 7.0% (1) | |
| we had no bathroom except the tree | 21.0% (3) |
14 voters answered this question.
boys- if you were outside, no one around and had to pee which would you do.
| hold it till i could get inside | 9.0% (1) | |
| find someplace to hide outside and hope i did not get caught. | 27.0% (3) | |
| find a tree or building and go quietly | 81.0% (9) | |
| go full monty and shoot for distance | 36.0% (4) |
11 voters answered this question.
boys what if you were outside with other guy friends?
| hold it till i could get inside | 0.0% (0) | |
| find someplace to hide outside and hope i did not get caught. | 10.0% (1) | |
| find a tree or building and go quietly | 70.0% (7) | |
| go full monty and shoot for distance | 30.0% (3) |
10 voters answered this question.
Boys- what if you were outside at a family reunion?
| hold it till i could get inside | 20.0% (2) | |
| find someplace to hide outside and hope i did not get caught. | 50.0% (5) | |
| find a tree or building and go quietly | 20.0% (2) | |
| go full monty and shoot for distance | 20.0% (2) |
10 voters answered this question.
girls- what if you were outside, no one around and had to pee, what would you do?
| hold it till i could get inside | 0.0% (0) | |
| find someplace to hide outside and hope i did not get caught. | 33.0% (2) | |
| find a tree or building and go quietly | 16.0% (1) | |
| go full monty and water the plants | 50.0% (3) |
6 voters answered this question.
girls- if you were outside, with other girls, and had to pee?
| hold it till i could get inside | 16.0% (1) | |
| find someplace to hide outside and hope i did not get caught. | 0.0% (0) | |
| find a tree or building and go quietly | 50.0% (3) | |
| go full monty and water the plants | 33.0% (2) |
6 voters answered this question.
girls- if you were at a family reunion and had to pee
| hold it till i could get inside | 33.0% (2) | |
| find someplace to hide outside and hope i did not get caught. | 16.0% (1) | |
| find a tree or building and go quietly | 16.0% (1) | |
| go full monty and shoot for distance | 33.0% (2) |
6 voters answered this question.
as a child
| it was ok to pee outside | 71.0% (10) | |
| it was look down on to pee outside | 0.0% (0) | |
| i was just never caught | 28.0% (4) | |
| i would have been/ was punished | 0.0% (0) | |
| i never did it | 0.0% (0) |
14 voters answered this question.
as a child or now i pee outside (boys of all ages)
| NEVER | 0.0% (0) | |
| only when neccessary | 44.0% (4) | |
| only when convient | 55.0% (5) | |
| only when camping | 11.0% (1) | |
| every chance i get | 22.0% (2) |
9 voters answered this question.
as a child or now i pee outside (girls of all ages)
| NEVER | 0.0% (0) | |
| only when neccessary | 0.0% (0) | |
| only when convenient | 20.0% (1) | |
| only when camping | 0.0% (0) | |
| every chance i get | 80.0% (4) |
5 voters answered this question.
Ok here's a story
you are in bed at night and really have to pee, the only bathroom is beside your parents room on the other end of the house, the back door is the other direction at the end of the hall. do you wake your parents with sound of a gentle waterfall, or quietly sneak outside?
| Wake the parents, they will understand. | 21.0% (3) | |
| quietly get dressed and sneak out | 0.0% (0) | |
| stay in pajamas and sneak out | 50.0% (7) | |
| strip naked and go outside, hope not to get caught | 14.0% (2) | |
| go for a midnight strool with NOTHING but sandles. who cares if i get caught | 0.0% (0) | |
| Go outside completly NUDE and "hope" i get caught and punished | 14.0% (2) |
14 voters answered this question.
I have personally posted two stories, one of child hood one more recent, are you willing to step out and bare it all by posting? (only answer yes if you post a comment)
| Yes, set me free to pee | 40.0% (4) | |
| No, hope i don't get kidney confection | 60.0% (6) |
10 voters answered this question.
Message board
my redneck moment
School Outing
While coming back from a school outing one the people on the bus got sick so we had to stop at a gas station to clean up the mess while we were stop the whole group move a field next to the station. The station bathrooms were broke and there was only one Portolet for everyone so a couple of the guys decide that the line to get into the Portolet was too long and went over to some weeds and took care of business there. The teachers never found out what happened and know one said anything
Peeing in a Door Way
When I was a teenager another boy and I were going out on a city hike. We both and to pee very badly so each of us in turn stepped into a sunken doorway and whipped it out a peed while the other one watched for anyone one to come by. Neither one of got caught but looking back on it we were taking a risk doing this in broad daylight.