(like Texas or somewhere gross).
Made me laugh (8^)
Archived from MisterPoll, recovered from the Wayback Machine. The original site removed its legacy polls and forums in 2025.
What would you do if... PART II
A much better "What would you do if..." poll (with less grammatical errors) by Sartorius76051
First of all... What is your age group?
| 1-10 (Wow, surfing the internet at such an age) | 8.0% (2) | |
| 11-14 | 43.0% (10) | |
| 15-18 | 26.0% (6) | |
| 19-25 | 17.0% (4) | |
| 25-35 | 4.0% (1) | |
| 35+ (Hopefully not too many people...) | 0.0% (0) |
23 voters answered this question.
Okay. So, what would you do if you were camping outside in the woods (say in Texas or somewhere gross) and you here growling noises outside. Oh Shit! It's twenty degrees outside, snowing, a beast is lurking outside the tent and of course you have to pee. So you...
| Hold it in becuase it's too cold outside of your warm sleeping bag | 8.0% (2) | |
| Hold it in becuase you think there's a bear outside | 4.0% (1) | |
| Hold it in because you think there's a Jackalope outside | 0.0% (0) | |
| Hold it in because you're too lazy to go | 4.0% (1) | |
| Put your socks and shoes on, grab a flashlight, and go about 20 feet from the tent. | 12.0% (3) | |
| Just run outside and go randomly | 16.0% (4) | |
| Rush outside and go 2 feet from the tent, quickly noticing the tsunami of urine rushing towards the tent | 4.0% (1) | |
| Go in the tent | 25.0% (6) | |
| Stick your male/female area outside the tent and go right there... (?) | 20.0% (5) | |
| Spontaneously combust | 4.0% (1) |
24 voters answered this question.
You absolutely abhor your job. Of course, you only have to work two hours today. But shortly after you start your boss asks you if you'll work ALL DAY (10 hours MORE). So you...
| Say "Of course! I'd love to" because you're a loyal employee | 12.0% (3) | |
| Agree because you want cash | 37.0% (9) | |
| Cry | 0.0% (0) | |
| Make up some elaborate excuse | 33.0% (8) | |
| Say "Hell no!" | 12.0% (3) | |
| Run away | 0.0% (0) | |
| Quit | 0.0% (0) | |
| Explode into nothingness | 4.0% (1) |
24 voters answered this question.
Your printer (being the crappy things printers are...) breaks. It begins clogging with papers and making oddly annoying noises. So you...
| Stand calmly and analyze the situation, trying to develop a solution | 29.0% (7) | |
| Stand calmly and do nothing | 0.0% (0) | |
| Stand calmly and be a moron | 0.0% (0) | |
| Run away screaming | 8.0% (2) | |
| Throw the printer out of the window | 12.0% (3) | |
| Force it open, grab the paper and violently tear it out, screaming in a bloody neanderthal-like rampage | 20.0% (5) | |
| Start crying | 0.0% (0) | |
| Go ask someone else for help | 16.0% (4) | |
| Call the printer company and cuss at them | 4.0% (1) | |
| Blow up into a million pieces | 8.0% (2) |
24 voters answered this question.
Your car breaks down in the middle of an insanely busy highway and you don't know what to do so then you get a magical epiphany that tells you to...
| Get out of the car and run around in the street | 4.0% (1) | |
| Call 911 | 13.0% (3) | |
| Call your car company and start cussing at them | 13.0% (3) | |
| Start foaming at the mouth | 0.0% (0) | |
| Explode | 4.0% (1) | |
| Call a parent/relative for help | 30.0% (7) | |
| Stay in the car and do nothing | 0.0% (0) | |
| Get more time to think... | 4.0% (1) | |
| Have seizures | 0.0% (0) | |
| Cry | 0.0% (0) | |
| What's an epiphany? | 30.0% (7) |
23 voters answered this question.
You are taking a difficult math test in Calculus. The person behind you has really LOUD handwriting (yes, I said "loud" handwriting). You can't concentrate on the test so you...
| Grab some sort of spiral, turn around, and put it under their paper so their pencil doesn't clank against the desk so much | 4.0% (1) | |
| Just fail the test | 0.0% (0) | |
| Concentrate even harder | 26.0% (6) | |
| Turn around and scream like a maniac | 0.0% (0) | |
| Turn around, grab the paper out of their hands, throw their pencil across the room, rip their paper up, and scream out barf onto the floor. | 4.0% (1) | |
| Ewww... Barf. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Break their pencil in have | 4.0% (1) | |
| Stab them in the eye | 4.0% (1) | |
| Break their wrists | 0.0% (0) | |
| Turn around and calmly say "Excuse me, could you SHUT THE F*CK UP?" | 26.0% (6) | |
| Turn around and calmly say "Excuse me, could you SHUT UP?" | 4.0% (1) | |
| Turn around and calmly say "Please stop" | 4.0% (1) | |
| Turn around and calmly say "Psst... what's the answer to number 10?" | 8.0% (2) | |
| Explode | 13.0% (3) |
23 voters answered this question.
Message board
I like the 2nd question where it says