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The Weirdest Case Scenario...What would you do?
What would you do in any of these oddball situations?
If you had to pee really REALLY badly, and somebody told a joke that made you laugh so hard that you wet yourself a little bit...what would you do?
| Laugh? I never laugh. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pee? I never pee. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pretend nothing happened...nobody will notice a little spot. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Run for the Bathroom. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Sit down and cross your legs. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Point at the spot, laugh harder, and walk around the room showing people. | 0.0% (0) |
If you were at some sort of school function, and you saw a group of kids sneaking off with water balloons... what would you do?
| Hide. Quick. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Run after them and ask to help. You'll get your English teacher back for that 'F'. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Run after them, asking what they are doing, and alerting the teachers on the way. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Watch idly, not getting the point until one of the balloons hits you on the head. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pay the kids too aim at your enemies. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pay the kids to aim at your friends. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Hit the fire safety button, making the water sprinklers go on, and shout, "Wet T-shirt party!!" | 0.0% (0) |
If one of your parents walked in on you shaving your genitals... what would you do?
| Scream and cover yourself. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Blush like a tomato. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Ask if they know where the shaving cream is. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Ask if they can help you in the back. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Shrivel up and die...right there...right then. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Say "Hey, most people pay to see this!" | 0.0% (0) |
If you had a party with some friends, and one fell asleep on your couch...what would you do?
| Snuggle up next to them. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Shave their head. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Shave their head, then color it purple with Magic Marker. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Paint them with colored whipped cream. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Strip them naked. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Strip them naked, then dress them in all of your family's clothes (Mom's underwear, Dad's tie, etc.), then drop them back home. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Put your entire hermit crab collection (all 20 of them) in their clothes, then wait for the screams. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Do any of the above, capture it on videotape, and use it as blackmail. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Leave them on the curb in front of their home, surrounded by empty beer bottles. | 0.0% (0) |
If you were abducted by outer space aliens...what would you do?
| Beg for mercy. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Say "stay back! I am infected with smallpox!" | 0.0% (0) | |
| Say "Is Elvis back there?" | 0.0% (0) | |
| Think to yourself "Aliens dont exist...I must be having a flashback." | 0.0% (0) | |
| Think to yourself "This doesnt matter too much...as long as i am reborn as a four eyed beastie from satans lair" | 0.0% (0) | |
| Say "Whose brain do i get?" | 0.0% (0) | |
| Flop around like a chicken with its head cut off. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Just hope that they dont cut your head off, like a chicken. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Threaten to take them to court. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Threaten to take them to McDonalds. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Ask if they can get rid of that ugly mole while they do...whatever they do. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Say "Groovy dude...Peace on earth" | 0.0% (0) | |
| Look suprised. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Act suprised. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Check your watch. | 0.0% (0) |
If you turned into your evil arch-nemesis overnight... what would you do?
| Plot to destroy yourself. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Plot to destroy your old self. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Say, "Oh dearie me." | 0.0% (0) | |
| Decide that you like being evil, and take over the world. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Cry because you miss your dog. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pay a visit to Mom and Dad, telling them the story. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pick your nose. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pick your nose, then eat it. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Become a hremit. | 0.0% (0) |
If you were forced to marry one of the following...it would be?
| Mr. Ed | 0.0% (0) | |
| Lassie | 0.0% (0) | |
| Skippy the wonder poodle. | 0.0% (0) | |
| A woodchuck. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Elvis's deformed mutant cousin, twice removed. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Me. ;) | 0.0% (0) | |
| The man-thong that came to life. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Godzilla | 0.0% (0) | |
| A sharptooth from The Land Before Time | 0.0% (0) | |
| The skeleton of a woolly mammoth. | 0.0% (0) | |
| A computer virus. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Bart Simpson | 0.0% (0) | |
| The alien who abducted you two questions ago. | 0.0% (0) |
If a complete stranger came up to you and said he'd bash you with a brick unless you told him which came first, the chicken or the egg...what would you say?
| "The chicken." and get hit with a brick. | 0.0% (0) | |
| "The egg." and get hit with the brick. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Run away, and hide in the stranger's house. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Run away, and get hit with a brick. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Do the chicken dance. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Do the hampster dance (you don't know the egg dance). | 0.0% (0) | |
| Do the Macarena. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Start disco dancing. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Start dancing like Elvis. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Scream, "What does dancing have to do with this?" and then run off the stage. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Ask your little mice friends if they can go chew on him. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Ask your little hampster friends if they can go chew on him. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Suddenly remember the steps to the egg dance, and start doing it. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pretend to be an egg. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pretend to be a hampster. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pretend to do the Macarena. | 0.0% (0) | |
| File your toenails and comb your armpit hair with a dog brush while humming quietly to yourself.. | 0.0% (0) |
If you had to ask your princepal one of these questions...which would you choose?
| How do you pretend to dance the Macarena? | 0.0% (0) | |
| What exactly do the birds and the bees do? | 0.0% (0) | |
| What was your frivolous and disaffected youth like? | 0.0% (0) | |
| Are you sure that your suit fits? | 0.0% (0) | |
| Do you have a tattoo of an anchor on your left buttock? | 0.0% (0) | |
| Can i see the tattoo of an anchor on your left buttock? | 0.0% (0) | |
| Will you kill me if i asked you the question that is typed below this one? | 0.0% (0) | |
| Were you ever the leader of a band of slave trading, marauding, transsexual, human snatching alien life forms who wore green kilts? | 0.0% (0) | |
| Have you ever turned anyone into a scotsman with your magic powers? | 0.0% (0) | |
| What do you think Voldemort is up to, Professor? | 0.0% (0) | |
| I forgot the combination to my bike lock, can you tell me what it is? | 0.0% (0) |
If you were Rapunzel locked in a tower, awaiting your prince...what would you do to pass the time.
| Practice hanging weights off your hair in preperation of the prince and witch climbing it. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Try to find some interesting enchanted princes. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Try and grow your armpit hair as long as the hair on your head. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Pretend to be a hampster. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Have a lesbian love affair with your invisible friend. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Sit and sniff in a princessly manner. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Sit and sniff...glue. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Have an internet relationship with a man named Daryl, while calling yourself Carol. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Deliver a kick which could shatter bones into to the crotch of Indiana Jones. | 0.0% (0) | |
| Wash your hair by dangling it out the window and spraying a hose down its length, which overbalances you and makes you fall onto a chicken. | 0.0% (0) |