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Where do you piss during sports?
You have been drinking water before your football (soccer) practice or match. Now you need to piss. Do you wait until you can go to an indoor facility, or do it on or near the field.
You are in the middle of your football (soccer) practice or match and now you really need to piss! Do you...
| Wait until you can go to the indoor facilties. | 23.0% (4) | |
| Go to the sidelines and piss there. | 11.0% (2) | |
| Piss right there on the field. | 23.0% (4) | |
| Go to a nearby bush or wall and piss. | 29.0% (5) | |
| Walk to a tree line and take a piss. | 11.0% (2) |
17 voters answered this question.
If you do piss outside, how discrete are you?
| I try not to let anyone see me piss. | 26.0% (4) | |
| I only let my mates see me piss. | 6.0% (1) | |
| I only let other guys see me piss, even if I don't know them. | 13.0% (2) | |
| I don't care who sees me when I have to piss. | 53.0% (8) |
15 voters answered this question.
If you piss outside, name some of the places where you have pissed. Check all that apply.
| Right in the middle of the field. | 53.0% (8) | |
| On the sidelines. | 60.0% (9) | |
| In the goal. | 40.0% (6) | |
| On a nearby bush or wall. | 86.0% (13) | |
| In a nearby woods. | 86.0% (13) |
15 voters answered this question.
Have you ever had a group piss with your teammates?
| No, that is sick. | 18.0% (3) | |
| Yes, we do it all the time. | 31.0% (5) | |
| Yes, we do it sometimes when needed. | 50.0% (8) |
16 voters answered this question.
If you have done a group piss, how did you do it? Check all that apply.
| We got close together so that no one could see what we were doing. | 50.0% (7) | |
| We got close enough that we got piss on one anothers cleats, socks. | 14.0% (2) | |
| We spread out and pissed in the middle of the circle. | 50.0% (7) | |
| We lined up and pissed straight away. | 50.0% (7) |
14 voters answered this question.
Have you ever pissed as part of a ceremony or superstition? Check all that apply.
| We pissed in the opponent's goal for good luck. | 50.0% (4) | |
| We pissed on the field out of spite. | 37.0% (3) | |
| We pissed ont he opponent's mascot, symbol for luck. | 37.0% (3) | |
| We pissed on the game ball for luck. | 75.0% (6) |
8 voters answered this question.
Have you ever pissed through the leg of your kit (uniform) to avoid being detected?
| Yes. This works well when you don't want anyone to see you. | 25.0% (4) | |
| Yes. I tried this but wound up pissing my kit! (uniform) | 37.0% (6) | |
| No. I don't care who sees me. | 37.0% (6) |
16 voters answered this question.
Have you ever been caught by a ref or coach whilst taking a piss on the field?
| Yes. They did not care. | 40.0% (6) | |
| Yes. They did not care because they know that they would do the same thing when they need to piss. | 20.0% (3) | |
| Yes. I got in trouble. | 0.0% (0) | |
| No. I am discrete. | 40.0% (6) |
15 voters answered this question.
Have you ever been catch on camera whilst taking a piss on the field?
| Yes. A fan, friend took a snapshot of me pissing. | 18.0% (3) | |
| Yes. A fan, friend took video of me pissing. | 18.0% (3) | |
| Yes. The press, television took video of me pissing. | 12.0% (2) | |
| No. I am discrete. | 50.0% (8) |
16 voters answered this question.
Do you like to piss on the football (soccer) field?
| Yes. I enjoy the feeling of pissing outside. | 75.0% (12) | |
| No, but I do it anyway out of need. | 18.0% (3) | |
| No. I would never do it. | 6.0% (1) |
16 voters answered this question.
Why do you think most guys piss outside?
| Because they enjoy it. It is a guy thing and makes them feel like a guy. | 73.0% (11) | |
| Just because they are too lazy to go to the indoor facilities. | 13.0% (2) | |
| Only when they have no other choice. | 13.0% (2) |
15 voters answered this question.
Do you think that it is okay to piss outside?
| Yes. It is dangerous and unhealthy to hold your piss too long. | 70.0% (12) | |
| Yes, but only when there is no alternative. | 29.0% (5) | |
| No. It is unneccessary. | 0.0% (0) | |
| No. It is discusting. | 0.0% (0) |
17 voters answered this question.