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Pissing - what do YOU call it?
What word or phrase do you usually use for the simple act of having a piss? There are hundreds of options so if yours isn't listed, please comment in the Forum
What is your usual word or phrase for pissing? You can check more than one if you can't decide.
- aim Archie at the Armitage
- answer the call of nature
- cash a check/cheque
- check the plumbing
- cock a leg
- cop a squat
- diddle
- do a sweet pea
- do one's business
- drain off
- drain the vein
- feed the dog
- feed the goldfish
- go to the bank
- go to the crapper
- gypsy's
- gypsy's kiss
- have a jimmy
- have a leak
- have a run out
- have a wet
- hit and miss
- Jimmy Riddle
- Johnny Bliss
- kill a tree
- lift a leg
- make water
- micturate
- number one
- pass water
- pay a visit
- pay the water bill
- pee
- pee pee
- pee wee
- piddle
- piss
- pit stop
- point Percy at the porcelain
- powder my nose
- rack off
- see a dog about a man
- see a man about a dog
- shoot a lion
- slash
- spend a penny
- squirt
- syphon the python
- tiddle
- tinkle
- turn my bike around
- twinkle
- water the daisies
- waz
- wee
- wee pee
- wee wee
- whiz
- widdle