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THE ONE POLL TO RULE THEM ALL (number 3)
The almighty misterpoll overlords didn't look at my other one, so I'm back with part three. MWUAHAHAHA
Did you look at my other poll?
- Why of course, oh mistress of all things wonderful!
Do you like cheese?
- Yes (access approved)
- No (get out NOW)
Will the answer to this question be no?
- Yes
- No
Pick one
- Nelly Furtado
- Line
- Pencil
- Harry Potter
- Bob
- Search
- New
- Decimal
- No
- Cheese
- Result
- Test
- Yes
What are you sitting on?
- My butt
- My rocking horse
- The toilet
- My potty
- The keyboard
- Cheese
Ode ouye peakse ackslangbe?
- Esye!
- Ahtwe?
- Oooooh I get it
- Heesece
I'm doing work experience soon. What sort of work should I do?
- Toilet cleaner
- Cheese shop
- School for cheeses
- Cheeseburys
- Sex shop
I'm not here for you're entertainment
- I don't really wanna mess with you tonight
- Yes you are
- No. You're here to supply the cheese to me, the consumer. Now get back to work! (yes boss.)
Raaarrr. What am I?
- The almighty and powerful cheese overlord?
- An angry sheep?
- A horny female?
- Some really cool person?
Sprechen du Deutsch?
- Actually, I don't speak German so I can't put in any answers for that.
Do you like cheese?
- Yep.
- Nope. (What are you still doing here? Get lost.)
What is the tastiest cheese?
- Edam
- Feta
- Meohmtosnruio cheese
- The cheese from the mountains of... some place
- Cheese? Tasty?!?! Cheese is too cool to eat!
I'm not feeling as hyper as I was when I made the other poll. You can tell can't you?
- Yes *sigh*
HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE FUNNY
- HAHAHAHA I KNOW
- What? Have you got your damn cheese spies following me?!?! DAMN YOU!
- I swear, the golf club isn't mine!
(I'm running out of ideas here...) Um... what colour is the moon?
- Yellow of course, it's made of cheese after all!
- It's blue once in a moon
- The same colour as the sun?
I LIKE BEANZ
- BEANZ MEANZ HEINZ!
- Baked beans or roast?
- Beans? Nah, I prefer cheese.
- I am wearing no socks.
Toes or fingers?
- I don't have either.
- Toes
- Fingers
- Toes, because they smell like cheese.
How badly do you need to pee right now? (random question)
- 0 - Just went
- 1
- 2
- 3 - I can feel a little bit in my bladder
- 4
- 5 - Not desperate at all
- 6
- 7 - Wiggling a bit
- 8 - Holding it in
- 9 - Pee dance
- 10 - On the brink of peeing myself!
- 11 - Peeing myself right now
What does the company Optronix do?
- They made my computer mouse! Huzzah!
- Cheese manufacturers
- Llllllllllllama!
Do you agree with this statement: Johnny Depp is hot!
- BACK OFF! HE'S MINE! *bares teeth*
- I'm a guy. And I'm straight.
- I'm blind, insane and reading the computer on a website with brail
Tying in with the last question, should there be websites with brail for the blind?
- ZOMG WHAT A GOOD IDEA YUR LYKE A GENIUS!!1!ONESHIFT!11!ONE!!1111
- i'm readin one noew
bv n bnn bvfghb jbhd cg
- Tut tut... what have I told you about banging your head on the keyboard?
- YOU HAVBE JUST DECLARED WAR ON THE CHEESELANDS OF THE MOON! YOU SHALL BE PUNSIHED!
Mooooon chavs... chavs on the moon...
- In a burberry spaceship... chavs on the moon!
Um... I think I just had a heart attack and I might have cheese stuck in my throat, I sort of can't breathe. Should I see a doctor?
- YES YOU FOOL, YES!!!
- Hahaha just joking
- WHY WERE YOU EATING CHEESE?!!?!?
The fate of the world lies in your hands, so long as you answer corredct in this question. What is the answer?
- Suicide
- Eat some cheese
- iTunes
- Eat some more cheese