Are you a complete idiot?

Have you ever stuck your penis in a light socket intentionaly, to see if it would make it glow?

Have you ever eaten something that required you to visit a local emergency room or poison control center?

Have you ever killed a small furry animal unintentionaly by petting it?

Are you a registered democrat?

Does 4 + 3 = purple

Have you ever chewed on a balloon because you liked the way rubber made that stretchy sound when you chewed it?

Do you watch Jerry Springer for the sparkling vocabulary lesson?

Have you ever pooped in a urinal, pooped in a peice of toilet paper and placed it in a urinal, pooped at home into a bag and placed it later into a urinal, or have any other combination of poop and urinal resulting in your poop being in a urinal?

Does the frige light stay on when you close the door?

is it impossible for you to read this:, it has ben porevn taht eevn tohguh teshe wdros are seeplld wonrg, if the lsat and frsit ltersts are the smae, the brian can sltil mkae out the wrod.