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Pee and Poo It's What We Do

Posted 2005-02-08 by Ben Russak
How many times a do you make #1 and #2.
Don't you see I want to know how many times a day you pee. (on average)
  • 0-1 times a day
  • 2-3 times a day
  • 4-5 times a day
  • 6-7 times a day
  • 8-9 times a day
  • 10+ times a day
Please don't sue I just want to know how many times each day you pooh.
  • 1 or less a week
  • 2 a week
  • 3 a week
  • 4-5 a week
  • 5-6 a week
  • 7-8 a week
  • 9-10 a week
  • 11-12 a week
  • 13-14 a week
  • 15-16 a week
  • 17+ a week
If you don't agree-uh don't get mad I just wanna know how many times you make dhirrea.
  • Never
  • 1-5 a year
  • 6-10 a year
  • 1 a month
  • 2 a month
  • 3-5 a month
  • 6-7 a month
  • 8-10 a month
  • 11-15 a month
  • 16+ a month
Now on this one you got to use your imagination. How many times do you get constipation.
  • Never
  • 1 a year
  • 2 a year
  • 3-6 a year
  • 7-10 a year
  • 1 a month
  • 2 a month
  • 3-6 a month
  • 7-10 a month
  • 11-16 a month
  • 17-21 a month
  • 22+ a month
When I go on a roller coaster I hurl are you a boy or a girl?
  • Boy
  • Girl
  • A little mixture of both
UH OH! I'm out of time did you like how I made each question rhyme?
  • It really was awesome
  • It was okay
  • It was stupid
  • It was really stupid and you should be shot down and killed with a machine gun.

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A question you forgot
SUZI_F — 2007-04-27
After you've done a poo, do you lok at what you do? You should, to rule out any rectal bleeding - it doesn't necessarily show up on the toilet paper