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Personal Body Functions
This is a little poll to see what you actually do. Be honest!!
Do you fart in public?
- Yes
- No
- Occasionally
- Loudly and Prodigiously
Where is picking your nose acceptable?
- WHen its blocked up
- When no one is looking
- At home
- As long as there is someone to flick it on
Why do hiccups happen?
- Because...
- I have a detailed explaniation in my handy textbook [nerd]
- I really don't care
Do you ever have to remove your underwear from the crack of your arse/bottom?
- Yes
- No
- All the time
- Only with a thong
Is burping a competition?
- Only when drunk
- In male company
- Never
- A challenge against your inner demons to beat the holy of the whole alphabet...
- Eww... men!
Do you have a feeling before you sneeze?
- Yes, five minutes
- A few seconds
- Never
- Only afterwards
Masterbation?
- Passes the time...
- Occupation
- Never
- All the time
- I lost my job because of it.
Have you pissed in a swimming pool or bath in the last 12 months?
- Yes
- No
- I'm not going to admit it
- Too drunk to remember
Guys only: How often do you get hard in public?
- Never [see a doctor]
- Once a day
- More than once a day
- All the time [see a doctor]
- Only when a troupe of dancing girls goes by
Will you piss if someone of the opposite gener is within hearing distance?
- Yes
- No
- I Will Pee Stealthily
- I'd rather wet myself
Will you poo if someone is within range of hearing the plop?
- It needs to be done
- With gusto
- Hold it...
- Stealthy poo