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Do You Do It With The Lights On?
A fun yes and no poll asking all those questions most would never admit publicly.
IN THE BEDROOM:
Do you do "it" with the lights on?
| Yes | 60.0% (6) | |
| No | 10.0% (1) | |
| Sometimes | 30.0% (3) |
10 voters answered this question.
Does your underwear drawer contain ratty undies that you still wear?
| Yes | 40.0% (4) | |
| No | 60.0% (6) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
10 voters answered this question.
Have you ever woke yourself up because of a fart you made sounded like the A Bomb?
| Yes | 10.0% (1) | |
| No | 90.0% (9) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
10 voters answered this question.
Have you ever worn underwear that belonged to the opposite sex?
| Yes | 60.0% (6) | |
| No | 40.0% (4) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
10 voters answered this question.
When it comes to sex, would you say you are adventurous?
| Yes | 72.0% (8) | |
| No | 0.0% (0) | |
| Sometimes | 27.0% (3) |
11 voters answered this question.
IN THE BATHROOM:
When visiting someone's home, do you sneak a peek in thier medicine cabinet?
| Yes | 20.0% (2) | |
| No | 70.0% (7) | |
| Sometimes | 10.0% (1) |
10 voters answered this question.
Do you look at your poop when you are done?
| Yes | 30.0% (3) | |
| No | 40.0% (4) | |
| Sometimes | 30.0% (3) |
10 voters answered this question.
Do you like your toilet paper to come off from the top?
| Yes | 55.0% (5) | |
| No | 44.0% (4) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
9 voters answered this question.
Ever farted or pooped in a bathroom when others could hear you - and then you tried to make it sound like the seat made some kind of noise?
| Yes | 22.0% (2) | |
| No | 77.0% (7) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
9 voters answered this question.
Have you ever used the hand-held shower head to rape yourself?
| Yes | 44.0% (4) | |
| No | 55.0% (5) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
9 voters answered this question.
IN THE KITCHEN:
Do you live by the 5 second rule for dropping food on the ground?
| Yes | 22.0% (2) | |
| No | 44.0% (4) | |
| Sometimes | 33.0% (3) |
9 voters answered this question.
Have you ever had company for dinner that you ordered or picked up but told them you made it yourself?
| Yes | 22.0% (2) | |
| No | 77.0% (7) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
9 voters answered this question.
Have you ever done "it" in the kitchen, on the counter, on the dining room table or any other area of the kitchen not mentioned?
| Yes | 60.0% (6) | |
| No | 40.0% (4) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
10 voters answered this question.
Do you constantly leave food (leftovers) in the fridge until they grow mold on them?
| Yes | 0.0% (0) | |
| No | 100.0% (10) | |
| Sometimes | 10.0% (1) |
10 voters answered this question.
Have you ever burnt water?
| Yes | 0.0% (0) | |
| No | 100.0% (10) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
10 voters answered this question.
IN THE BASEMENT:
Are you afraid to go into your basement alone at night?
| Yes | 10.0% (1) | |
| No | 90.0% (9) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
10 voters answered this question.
Is your basement covered in cobwebs and icky bugs?
| Yes | 0.0% (0) | |
| No | 100.0% (9) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
9 voters answered this question.
Is your laundry room in the basement?
| Yes | 20.0% (2) | |
| No | 80.0% (8) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
10 voters answered this question.
Do you make your kids play in the basement so not to mess up your house - yet you would never even consider spending time down there?
| Yes | 0.0% (0) | |
| No | 90.0% (9) | |
| Sometimes | 10.0% (1) |
10 voters answered this question.
Do you have a wine cellar?
| Yes | 10.0% (1) | |
| No | 90.0% (9) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
10 voters answered this question.
IN THE FOYER:
When you hear the doorbell, do you ever pretend your not there even though it is clear that you are?
| Yes | 50.0% (5) | |
| No | 40.0% (4) | |
| Sometimes | 10.0% (1) |
10 voters answered this question.
Do you lock your front door at night?
| Yes | 100.0% (10) | |
| No | 0.0% (0) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
10 voters answered this question.
Is your front hall closet a mess containing shoes that stopped fitting one of your kids 3 years ago?
| Yes | 33.0% (3) | |
| No | 55.0% (5) | |
| Sometimes | 11.0% (1) |
9 voters answered this question.
Do you have or leave nasty notes to salespeople, jehovah's witnesses, kids looking for sponsership, election people etc?
| Yes | 12.0% (1) | |
| No | 75.0% (6) | |
| Sometimes | 12.0% (1) |
8 voters answered this question.
Do you have a peep-hole that you actually use?
| Yes | 57.0% (4) | |
| No | 28.0% (2) | |
| Sometimes | 14.0% (1) |
7 voters answered this question.
IN THE GARAGE:
Do you throw garbage bags into the garage where they are left to rot until someone else brings them to the bin at the side of the house?
| Yes | 0.0% (0) | |
| No | 71.0% (5) | |
| Sometimes | 28.0% (2) |
7 voters answered this question.
Do you have room in your garage to actually park in it?
| Yes | 71.0% (5) | |
| No | 28.0% (2) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
7 voters answered this question.
Is your garage insulated?
| Yes | 57.0% (4) | |
| No | 42.0% (3) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
7 voters answered this question.
Ever do "it" in the garage?
| Yes | 44.0% (4) | |
| No | 55.0% (5) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
9 voters answered this question.
Anyone ever get into a "little" accident trying to park in the garage?
| Yes | 14.0% (1) | |
| No | 85.0% (6) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
7 voters answered this question.
IN THE BACK YARD:
Do you have a clothes line that you use to hang laundry?
| Yes | 55.0% (5) | |
| No | 44.0% (4) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
9 voters answered this question.
Do you own a hot tub?
| Yes | 25.0% (2) | |
| No | 75.0% (6) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
8 voters answered this question.
Is it the manly man that does the BBQ'ing in your house?
| Yes | 50.0% (4) | |
| No | 25.0% (2) | |
| Sometimes | 25.0% (2) |
8 voters answered this question.
Ever inhale a bug?
| Yes | 71.0% (5) | |
| No | 28.0% (2) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
7 voters answered this question.
Have you done "it" in the backyard?
| Yes | 77.0% (7) | |
| No | 22.0% (2) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
9 voters answered this question.
IN THE CAR:
Have you ever honked your horn at your cat as you passed him in your car only to realize you have lost your mind?
| Yes | 12.0% (1) | |
| No | 87.0% (7) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
8 voters answered this question.
When you fart in your car, do you do the sniff test?
| Yes | 12.0% (1) | |
| No | 75.0% (6) | |
| Sometimes | 12.0% (1) |
8 voters answered this question.
Do you sing aloud in your car when you're alone?
| Yes | 50.0% (4) | |
| No | 37.0% (3) | |
| Sometimes | 12.0% (1) |
8 voters answered this question.
Have you ever lost food under the seat of your car only to find it in an attempt to locate where the putrid smell is eminating from?
| Yes | 25.0% (2) | |
| No | 75.0% (6) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
8 voters answered this question.
Ever do "it" in the car?
| Yes | 77.0% (7) | |
| No | 22.0% (2) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
9 voters answered this question.
GENERAL:
Do you pick the toe jam from between your toes, toss it on the floor, then sneak a sniff?
| Yes | 12.0% (1) | |
| No | 75.0% (6) | |
| Sometimes | 12.0% (1) |
8 voters answered this question.
Ever pick your nose tissueless?
| Yes | 57.0% (4) | |
| No | 42.0% (3) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
7 voters answered this question.
Do you wipe your dog's butt when it comes in from taking a poop outside?
| Yes | 14.0% (1) | |
| No | 85.0% (6) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
7 voters answered this question.
Ever danced naked in front of the mirror for yourself?
| Yes | 50.0% (4) | |
| No | 25.0% (2) | |
| Sometimes | 25.0% (2) |
8 voters answered this question.
Ever so ill that you didn't make it to the bathroom and s--- yourself?
| Yes | 37.0% (3) | |
| No | 50.0% (4) | |
| Sometimes | 12.0% (1) |
8 voters answered this question.
Have you ever tried to help your kid with their homework only to find out they are already smarter than you?
| Yes | 14.0% (1) | |
| No | 71.0% (5) | |
| Sometimes | 14.0% (1) |
7 voters answered this question.
Have you ever let out that rather hefty fart when you mistakingly though nobody else was home?
| Yes | 28.0% (2) | |
| No | 57.0% (4) | |
| Sometimes | 14.0% (1) |
7 voters answered this question.
Ever get so drunk that you passed out with your face in the spagetti?
| Yes | 0.0% (0) | |
| No | 100.0% (7) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
7 voters answered this question.
Would you perform oral sex on yourself if you could actually reach it comfortably?
| Yes | 87.0% (7) | |
| No | 12.0% (1) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
8 voters answered this question.
Ever laugh so hard you peed your pants?
| Yes | 57.0% (4) | |
| No | 42.0% (3) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
7 voters answered this question.
Are you still BFF's with your childhood stuffed buddy?
| Yes | 25.0% (2) | |
| No | 75.0% (6) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
8 voters answered this question.
Ever pee in the shower?
| Yes | 87.0% (7) | |
| No | 12.0% (1) | |
| Sometimes | 0.0% (0) |
8 voters answered this question.