Men sometimes have seed in their urine. This means that if they use something made of porceline like a toilet or urinal they are committing the sin of onanism. Men must go out and do it on a tree. Likewise if they are self pleasuring. If a cop arrests you in a park for flashing just tell the judge you are a Bible followere and that the Bible requires that you expose youself.
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Pee-ful and Toilet-less
What do you do when theres no toilet and you have to go?
Where is the best place to pee?
| On a tree | 26.0% (12) | |
| In the sink | 11.0% (5) | |
| On a circuit breaker | 0.0% (0) | |
| In a jar | 2.0% (1) | |
| In the shower | 15.0% (7) | |
| In a port-o-potty | 4.0% (2) | |
| In an actual toilet | 40.0% (18) |
45 voters answered this question.
If there is no toilet around, what do you do?
| Hold it till I find one | 36.0% (16) | |
| Just go in my pants | 20.0% (9) | |
| Find a wall with no one around | 20.0% (9) | |
| Just open up and let it out. | 22.0% (10) |
44 voters answered this question.
If you are out a sea, no toilet, and you have to go, what do you do?
| Hold it till we get to land | 19.0% (8) | |
| Let it out in the ocean | 59.0% (25) | |
| Just go on deck, leaving a trail as you walk. | 21.0% (9) |
42 voters answered this question.
In the desert, no toilet, and you have to go...
| Go on a cactus | 14.0% (6) | |
| Go in the sand and bury it | 26.0% (11) | |
| Go in the sand, leaving it exposed | 42.0% (18) | |
| Drink it because your dying of thirst | 16.0% (7) |
42 voters answered this question.
What do you think of port-o-potties?
| Don't go near them at all | 40.0% (17) | |
| I'll use them if I'm desperate | 35.0% (15) | |
| I have no problem with them | 19.0% (8) | |
| I enjoy using them | 2.0% (1) | |
| I will go in a port-o-potty. I even own a few | 2.0% (1) |
42 voters answered this question.
Your on a car trip, no rest areas, and you have to go...
| Go out the window, possibly hitting another car | 12.0% (5) | |
| Pull over and trot into the woods | 36.0% (15) | |
| Go on the steering wheel | 7.0% (3) | |
| Hold it till we reach a rest area | 41.0% (17) | |
| I never travel | 2.0% (1) |
41 voters answered this question.
If someone sees you go in something besides a toilet, what do you do?
| Laugh and keep going | 30.0% (13) | |
| Keep going but feel very embarresed | 39.0% (17) | |
| Stop, stare at them and wait for them to leave | 13.0% (6) | |
| Zip up and run away | 16.0% (7) |
43 voters answered this question.
If your in another persons home, and their toilet is stopped up, what do you do?
| Go anyway--they won't know the difference | 19.0% (8) | |
| Use their sink | 28.0% (12) | |
| Use their shower stall | 4.0% (2) | |
| Tell them and demand they unclog it | 2.0% (1) | |
| Go on the living room rug | 11.0% (5) | |
| Hold it and find another toilet | 33.0% (14) |
42 voters answered this question.
Your dog goes in someone elses home. What do you do?
| Praise the dog | 7.0% (3) | |
| Scold your dog while watching the owner clean up | 15.0% (6) | |
| Help them clean up while scolding the dog | 65.0% (25) | |
| Treat the owner to lunch | 10.0% (4) |
38 voters answered this question.
What did you think of this poll?
| Offensive | 4.0% (2) | |
| Funny | 21.0% (9) | |
| Boring | 9.0% (4) | |
| Alarming | 4.0% (2) | |
| Makes me want to go relieve myself | 58.0% (24) |
41 voters answered this question.
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Pee-ful and Toilet-less
Pee-ful and Toilet-less
The sin of Onanism is casting seed upon a stone. Male urine sometimes contains seed and therefore it is sin to use a toilet which is made from stone. One should go on a tree.