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Who pees more, males or females?

Posted 2003-05-05 by Smurf 52 voters
This poll is to determine who has to go to the bathroom more often, males or females. This poll will also tell who can hold it longer, who has a larger bladder, what you do when you no bathroom is available, etc...
Are you male or female?
male
40.0% (21)
female
59.0% (31)
I don't know
0.0% (0)
52 voters answered this question.
How many times a day do you pee?
I'm a female, once a day
7.0% (4)
I'm a male, once a day
0.0% (0)
I'm a female, twice a day
1.0% (1)
I'm a male, twice a day
3.0% (2)
I'm a female, three times a day
5.0% (3)
I'm a male, three times a day
13.0% (7)
I'm a female, four times a day
9.0% (5)
I'm a male, four times a day
5.0% (3)
I'm a female, five times a day
3.0% (2)
I'm a male, five times a day
5.0% (3)
I'm a female, six times a day
1.0% (1)
I'm a male, six times a day
1.0% (1)
I'm a female seven times a day
9.0% (5)
I'm a male, seven times a day
0.0% (0)
I'm a female, more than seven times a day
21.0% (11)
I'm a male, more than seven times a day
5.0% (3)
51 voters answered this question.
How often do you poop?
Male, once a day
24.0% (12)
Female, once a day
24.0% (12)
Male, every other day
12.0% (6)
Female, every other day
8.0% (4)
Male, twice a day
0.0% (0)
Female, twice a day
12.0% (6)
Male, more than twice a day
0.0% (0)
Female, more than twice a day
4.0% (2)
Male, every few days
0.0% (0)
Female, every few days
2.0% (1)
Male, once a week
2.0% (1)
Female, once a week
12.0% (6)
50 voters answered this question.
Who has a bigger bladder?
I'm a male and I think males do
36.0% (18)
I'm a female and I think females do
44.0% (22)
I'm a male, and I think males do
0.0% (0)
I'm a female and I think females do
18.0% (9)
49 voters answered this question.
Who can hold thier pee longer?
Males, I'm a male
31.0% (16)
Females, I'm a male
11.0% (6)
Males, I'm a female
23.0% (12)
Females, I'm a female
33.0% (17)
51 voters answered this question.
How do you hold your pee in?
I'm a female, I cross my legs
19.0% (10)
I'm a female, I hold my finger over my peehole
15.0% (8)
I'm a female, I do the peepee dance
11.0% (6)
I'm a female, naturally, my bladder does it
13.0% (7)
I'm a male, I cross my legs
1.0% (1)
I'm a male, I hold my finger over my peehole
3.0% (2)
I'm a male, I do the peepee dance
0.0% (0)
I'm a male, naturally, my bladder does it
33.0% (17)
51 voters answered this question.
When you first felt pressure in your bladder, what's the longest you've held your pee in?
I'm a male, half hour
5.0% (3)
I'm a female, half hour
21.0% (11)
I'm a male, an hour
3.0% (2)
I'm a female, an hour
3.0% (2)
I'm a male, two hours
3.0% (2)
I'm a female, two hours
3.0% (2)
I'm a male, three hours
0.0% (0)
I'm a female, three hours
5.0% (3)
I'm a male, four hours
3.0% (2)
I'm a female, four hours
5.0% (3)
I'm a male, five hours
0.0% (0)
I'm a female, five hours
3.0% (2)
I'm a male, six hours
5.0% (3)
I'm a female, six hours
3.0% (2)
I'm a male, seven hours
3.0% (2)
I'm a female, seven hours
0.0% (0)
I'm a male, eight hours
0.0% (0)
I'm a female, eight hours
1.0% (1)
I'm a male, more than eight hours
3.0% (2)
I'm a female, more than eight hours
0.0% (0)
I'm a male, 15 hours
0.0% (0)
I'm a female, 15 hours
1.0% (1)
I'm a male, a whole day
3.0% (2)
I'm a female, a whole day
1.0% (1)
I'm a male, more than a day
1.0% (1)
I'm a female, more than a day
7.0% (4)
51 voters answered this question.
What do you do when you have to pee really bad, but no bathroom is around?
I'm a male, hold it
17.0% (9)
I'm a female, hold it
21.0% (11)
I'm a male, pee in a cup
1.0% (1)
I'm a female, pee in a cup
0.0% (0)
I'm a male, go in the woods
5.0% (3)
I'm a female, go in the woods
5.0% (3)
I'm a male, pee my pants
3.0% (2)
I'm a female, pee my pants
19.0% (10)
I'm a male, find something to pee in
1.0% (1)
I'm a female, find something to pee in
1.0% (1)
I'm a male, just go wherever I am
7.0% (4)
I'm a female, just go wherever I am
13.0% (7)
52 voters answered this question.
Have you ever peed your pants?
Yes, I'm a male
26.0% (14)
Yes, I'm a female
53.0% (28)
No, I'm a male
11.0% (6)
No, I'm a female
7.0% (4)
52 voters answered this question.
If you answered yes to the question above, why?
I'm a male, on purpose
18.0% (8)
I'm a female, on purpose
18.0% (8)
I'm a male, my bladder let go
11.0% (5)
I'm a female, my bladder let go
43.0% (19)
I'm a male, I was cold
0.0% (0)
I'm a female, I was cold
2.0% (1)
I'm a male, for spite in someones car
4.0% (2)
I'm a female, for spite in someones car
2.0% (1)
44 voters answered this question.
Have you ever pooped in the woods?
Yes, I'm a male
20.0% (10)
No, I'm a female
34.0% (17)
Yes, I'm a female
26.0% (13)
No, I'm a male
20.0% (10)
50 voters answered this question.
Have you ever pooped in a cup?
Yes, I'm a male
9.0% (5)
Yes, I'm a female
17.0% (9)
No, I'm a male
31.0% (16)
No, I'm a female
41.0% (21)
51 voters answered this question.
Have you ever pooped anywhere but a toliet?
Yes, I'm a male and will post my story
10.0% (5)
Yes, I'm a female and will post my story
8.0% (4)
No, I'm a female and never pooped anywhere but a toliet
31.0% (15)
Yes, I'm a male and never pooped anywhere but a toliet
8.0% (4)
Yes, I'm a female, but I'm not telling
25.0% (12)
Yes, I'm a male, but I'm not telling
16.0% (8)
48 voters answered this question.
What's the most unusual place you've ever peed? Check all that apply.
Male, just a toliet
12.0% (6)
Female, just a toliet
10.0% (5)
Male, a cup
14.0% (7)
Female, a cup
20.0% (10)
Male, in my pants
16.0% (8)
Female, in my pants
39.0% (19)
Male, out a window
6.0% (3)
Female, out a window
14.0% (7)
Male, in my bed
8.0% (4)
Female, in my bed
31.0% (15)
Male, on a towel
8.0% (4)
Female, on a towel
33.0% (16)
Male, on the side of the road
10.0% (5)
Female, on the side of the road
33.0% (16)
Male, in a bag
10.0% (5)
Female, in a bag
12.0% (6)
Male, in a bottle
8.0% (4)
Female, in a bottle
20.0% (10)
Male, in the kitty litter
4.0% (2)
Female, in the kitty litter
18.0% (9)
Male, on someone
4.0% (2)
Female, on someone
22.0% (11)
Male, on the floor
10.0% (5)
Female, on the floor
33.0% (16)
Male, in a pool
18.0% (9)
Female, in a pool
33.0% (16)
Male, in the sand at the beach
12.0% (6)
Female, in the sand at the beach
29.0% (14)
Male, in the shower
16.0% (8)
Female, in the shower
29.0% (14)
Male, in a sink
12.0% (6)
Female, in a sink
31.0% (15)
Male, in the woods
16.0% (8)
Female, in the woods
27.0% (13)
Male, I'm peeing right now
4.0% (2)
Female, I'm peeing right now
27.0% (13)
Male, on the cat or dog
4.0% (2)
Female, no the cat or dog
6.0% (3)
Male, in the shampoo bottle
4.0% (2)
Female, in the shampoo bottle
8.0% (4)
Male, in my car
6.0% (3)
Female, in my car
27.0% (13)
Male, in a garbage can
10.0% (5)
Female, in a garbage can
16.0% (8)
Male, in the ocean
16.0% (8)
Female, in the ocean
33.0% (16)
Male, on a roller coaster
2.0% (1)
Female, on a roller coaster
20.0% (10)
Male, other and I'll post it
2.0% (1)
Female, other and I'll post it
14.0% (7)
Male, down a slide
4.0% (2)
Female, down a slide
12.0% (6)
Male, on the floor
12.0% (6)
Female, on the floor
25.0% (12)
Male, in a draw
6.0% (3)
Female, in a draw
6.0% (3)
Male, in someones food
4.0% (2)
Female, in someones food
4.0% (2)
Male, in someones drink
4.0% (2)
Female, in someones drink
8.0% (4)
Male, on my hand
16.0% (8)
Female, on my hand
22.0% (11)
Male, in the washing machine
4.0% (2)
Female, in the washing machine
16.0% (8)
Male, in the grass
20.0% (10)
Female, in the grass
27.0% (13)
Male, in the snow
20.0% (10)
Female, in the snow
35.0% (17)
Male, in the pickle jar
2.0% (1)
Female, in the pickle jar
10.0% (5)
Male, in an apple juice container
10.0% (5)
Female, in an apple juice container
8.0% (4)
48 voters answered this question.

Message board

Women Hold More And Pee Longer
Consult any source from Gray's Anatomy to Urology studies. While large bladders occur in both sexes, extraordinarily large bladders invariably are in women. Our pelvic shape allows us to hold more urine, more comfortably.