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Pee on the floor
What to do about pee on the floor. This poll assumes that it was caused by a male.
When I pee on the floor, I ...
- leave it there
- clean it up
- don't even notice
- I don't pee on the floor
- (I'm the one cleaning it up from someone else)
I have tried to fix this problem by ...
- sitting down to pee
- buying a rug so it will soak in
- wiping it up
- sending others to a dfferent bathroom so they won't nag
- getting a maid
- (Again, I'm the one wiping it up after someone else)
Should the woman of the house
- Nag the floor pee-er constantly
- use a different bathroom
- assume that it's her duty to clean up after others
As a floor pee-er myself, I feel
- guilt
- embarrassment
- no shame
- manly
- (I'm not the floor pee-er)